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I met a man who loved everything, and he died in a flood of shit.
- Horror writer - Bass player - (Somehow) political scientist -
- Horror writer - Bass player - (Somehow) political scientist -
Smoking weed out of one of these like I'm Willem Dafoe in Platoon
October 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Smoking weed out of one of these like I'm Willem Dafoe in Platoon
on my twenty third consecutive day of demonstrating extreme academic rigor
October 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
on my twenty third consecutive day of demonstrating extreme academic rigor
This is the Yamaha TRBX bass I *borrowed* from my brother in 2004
October 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
This is the Yamaha TRBX bass I *borrowed* from my brother in 2004
White as a ghost, swift as a bat
October 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
White as a ghost, swift as a bat
Trying something (also I added a PDF download option)
September 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Trying something (also I added a PDF download option)
Going back down this rabbit hole, I've since also realised there's a pretty potent Jaffe/Tommy Ray - E[spoiler]er/R[spoiler]ne parallel, too
September 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Going back down this rabbit hole, I've since also realised there's a pretty potent Jaffe/Tommy Ray - E[spoiler]er/R[spoiler]ne parallel, too
God this was so much worse than I remembered
September 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
God this was so much worse than I remembered
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
August 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
it happened again lads
August 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
it happened again lads
further addendum - it also works pretty well if you enable reader mode
July 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
further addendum - it also works pretty well if you enable reader mode
After several months of struggling to find a publisher who was a good fit for this I'm calling fuck it and just putting it out there: Derivae, or, The Book of Dead Names (~7500 words) is a creepypasta-inflected, gothic yarn about being evil out in the Home Counties dracula.church/derivaeorthe...
July 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
After several months of struggling to find a publisher who was a good fit for this I'm calling fuck it and just putting it out there: Derivae, or, The Book of Dead Names (~7500 words) is a creepypasta-inflected, gothic yarn about being evil out in the Home Counties dracula.church/derivaeorthe...
random image or everything goes wrong in June
June 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
random image or everything goes wrong in June
Been on a real Poliakoff kick lately
May 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Been on a real Poliakoff kick lately
lunch beers got me contemplating the picture I took of my friend Sean the day we visited Wiltshire
May 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
lunch beers got me contemplating the picture I took of my friend Sean the day we visited Wiltshire