Slept through National Hotdog Day like it wasn’t a full-blown federal emergency.
Now the files are gone, the mustard’s warm, and nobody’s talking.
We’ll never know which wiener did it.

#NationalHotDogDay #WheresTheFiles #HotDogGate #DepartmentOfDissent #PoliticalArt #WeenieLeaks #AmericanMystery

The Heinz Führer and his Ketchup Klan didn’t spill blood — they squirted chaos. Cosplay, condiments, and kleptocracy.

#HeinzFuhrer #KetchupKlan #PoliticalArt #Satire #DepartmentOfDissent #FascismInDrag

They don’t want babies—they want bodies.

They said don’t abort…
But they meant don’t waste product.
Today’s burden?
Tomorrow’s box-checker.
Welcome to the Labor and Delivery Line.
#DontAbortExtort #ForcedBirthFactory #UnskilledLabor #AmazonBaby #ProLifeForProfit #peopleoverprofit

Cyber Tent City…
#art #tarrifs

“The Least of Us” – Classified File 50501
Two versions. One message:
The infection isn’t a virus. It’s power left to rot.

Clean intel or scorched truth?
Comment your choice: #1 or #2.
#art #artresistance #artblue #handsoff #50501
@50501movement.bsky.social

Time to chuck it