Dr.Penis, CEO
@dr.penis.ceo
let's just say, hypothetically, that you are a pathetic little worm. a pathetic dirty worm. and I am a judge with an oversized gavel. statistically you are guilty, and will be convicted. let's assume you are and I smash you with my giant gavel
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Dr.Penis, CEO
@dr.penis.ceo
· Dec 22
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dear reader, who watches the Weight Watchers?
October 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
dear reader, who watches the Weight Watchers?
Guangzhou Aura Farmer's Association
October 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Guangzhou Aura Farmer's Association
One must always be cooking, but never be cooked
September 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
One must always be cooking, but never be cooked
watch shoppers 🤝 queer couples
finding the perfect strap
finding the perfect strap
September 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
watch shoppers 🤝 queer couples
finding the perfect strap
finding the perfect strap
dr penis ceo timeline jump scare
September 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
dr penis ceo timeline jump scare
my self-care soup restaurant went out of business recently
we didn’t have the spoons for it
we didn’t have the spoons for it
September 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
my self-care soup restaurant went out of business recently
we didn’t have the spoons for it
we didn’t have the spoons for it
y'all real quiet on here 🗣️
July 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
y'all real quiet on here 🗣️
lmao people at work who cooked their brains using windsurf are begging and pleading to try and extend the contract because it's "the only tool they know how to use". come on y'all you're supposed to be software engineers
July 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
lmao people at work who cooked their brains using windsurf are begging and pleading to try and extend the contract because it's "the only tool they know how to use". come on y'all you're supposed to be software engineers
you can just sample the porn hub intro to your op-1 and post a video of it, gonna see how long it takes people to recognize it
May 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
you can just sample the porn hub intro to your op-1 and post a video of it, gonna see how long it takes people to recognize it
no, I haven't gotten tired of the Dr. Penis, CEO bit
April 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
no, I haven't gotten tired of the Dr. Penis, CEO bit
i think i'm gonna be spending less time On Here™ the politics discussions are fucking dogshit, it's like reading a next door comment section
April 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
i think i'm gonna be spending less time On Here™ the politics discussions are fucking dogshit, it's like reading a next door comment section
i'm seeing a disappointing lack of micropeen on the tl today
brb finding out
March 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i'm seeing a disappointing lack of micropeen on the tl today
what is the smallest penis that bluesky would flag as "adult content"? has this been answered?
March 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
what is the smallest penis that bluesky would flag as "adult content"? has this been answered?
lord help me, i'm arguing with blueanon people on here again
March 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
lord help me, i'm arguing with blueanon people on here again
i gotta log into my alt more often
March 30, 2025 at 9:09 AM
i gotta log into my alt more often
I HAVE BEEN UNBANNED! (forgot my password)
March 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I HAVE BEEN UNBANNED! (forgot my password)
i'm gonna come clean, i've been carrying elon musk's 16th (yes 16th) love child
February 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i'm gonna come clean, i've been carrying elon musk's 16th (yes 16th) love child
tonight we let the tonight we let the talk
February 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
tonight we let the tonight we let the talk
it's actually disturbing how easy it is to review someone's code on your phone while still in bed
February 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
it's actually disturbing how easy it is to review someone's code on your phone while still in bed