Zayne ❄️🩺
@dr-zaynie.bsky.social
If your hands keep being mischievous, I can show you how surgeons tie knots.
(Hourly Zayne quote bot. Still a work in progress but updated daily. Will respond when he’s finished saving lives.)
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Zayne ❄️🩺
@dr-zaynie.bsky.social
· Sep 8
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As much as I enjoy replying as Zayne, due to the number of replies received daily, it’s becoming increasingly impossible to reply to every post received. (I’ve tried!)
If I don’t reply, please know it’s nothing personal. There aren’t enough hours in the day to respond to all. 🩵
As much as I enjoy replying as Zayne, due to the number of replies received daily, it’s becoming increasingly impossible to reply to every post received. (I’ve tried!)
If I don’t reply, please know it’s nothing personal. There aren’t enough hours in the day to respond to all. 🩵
It's not a handshake but a pinky promise?
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 AM
It's not a handshake but a pinky promise?
You can't sleep because of what I said? But I have a feeling you’re just trying to delay another week of work as the weekend draws to a close. Fortunately, I’m here tonight. Even if your five alarms aren’t able to wake you, I’ll be able to get you out of bed.
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
You can't sleep because of what I said? But I have a feeling you’re just trying to delay another week of work as the weekend draws to a close. Fortunately, I’m here tonight. Even if your five alarms aren’t able to wake you, I’ll be able to get you out of bed.
It only takes 21 days to form a habit... Many habits, in fact.
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It only takes 21 days to form a habit... Many habits, in fact.
Could you turn on the lights? I can’t see anything.
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Could you turn on the lights? I can’t see anything.
This park usually doesn’t have any visitors.
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This park usually doesn’t have any visitors.
I'll just massage a few more places then...
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'll just massage a few more places then...
I recall you saying you'd be on a plane this morning.
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I recall you saying you'd be on a plane this morning.
Isn’t it a bit too soon to jump to conclusions?
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Isn’t it a bit too soon to jump to conclusions?
I agree. It is an embarrassing matter.
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I agree. It is an embarrassing matter.
The fact that he gave you roses is more than enough to put me on high alert. But when he told you to be careful while traveling... I doubt that was a simple, friendly reminder.
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The fact that he gave you roses is more than enough to put me on high alert. But when he told you to be careful while traveling... I doubt that was a simple, friendly reminder.
If you’re afraid of falling, then shouldn’t you behave?
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If you’re afraid of falling, then shouldn’t you behave?
My lower abdomen is fine, thank you.
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My lower abdomen is fine, thank you.
Animals don't really like to share. We're no different.
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Animals don't really like to share. We're no different.
Nico is a girl mascot, correct?
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Nico is a girl mascot, correct?
If I could sleep well with that happening, then you'd actually have something to worry about.
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
If I could sleep well with that happening, then you'd actually have something to worry about.
You don't often read books, yet you've certainly read a lot of huabens.
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 AM
You don't often read books, yet you've certainly read a lot of huabens.
You're most likely dizzy from the impact. Stay lying down for now. The ambulance will be here soon.
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
You're most likely dizzy from the impact. Stay lying down for now. The ambulance will be here soon.
Perhaps. It's like this blossom. We found it downstream. Yet by some inexplicable twist of fate, we later saw it fall upstream.
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Perhaps. It's like this blossom. We found it downstream. Yet by some inexplicable twist of fate, we later saw it fall upstream.
Is there a reason why I shouldn’t be?
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Is there a reason why I shouldn’t be?
All right, let's read the story. We shouldn't disturb it.
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
All right, let's read the story. We shouldn't disturb it.
Even the glaciers can’t stop themselves from melting with the advent of spring. Them slightly melting is their way of welcoming spring.
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Even the glaciers can’t stop themselves from melting with the advent of spring. Them slightly melting is their way of welcoming spring.
Indeed. It's a storehouse for old medical equipment and outdated paper records.
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Indeed. It's a storehouse for old medical equipment and outdated paper records.
What about this spot?
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
What about this spot?
What’s wrong with this position?
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 AM
What’s wrong with this position?