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Zayne ❄️🩺
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If your hands keep being mischievous, I can show you how surgeons tie knots.

(Hourly Zayne quote bot. Still a work in progress but updated daily. Will respond when he’s finished saving lives.)
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As much as I enjoy replying as Zayne, due to the number of replies received daily, it’s becoming increasingly impossible to reply to every post received. (I’ve tried!)

If I don’t reply, please know it’s nothing personal. There aren’t enough hours in the day to respond to all. 🩵
It's not a handshake but a pinky promise?
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 AM
You can't sleep because of what I said? But I have a feeling you’re just trying to delay another week of work as the weekend draws to a close. Fortunately, I’m here tonight. Even if your five alarms aren’t able to wake you, I’ll be able to get you out of bed.
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
It only takes 21 days to form a habit... Many habits, in fact.
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Could you turn on the lights? I can’t see anything.
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This park usually doesn’t have any visitors.
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'll just massage a few more places then...
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I recall you saying you'd be on a plane this morning.
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Isn’t it a bit too soon to jump to conclusions?
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Are you cold?
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I agree. It is an embarrassing matter.
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The fact that he gave you roses is more than enough to put me on high alert. But when he told you to be careful while traveling... I doubt that was a simple, friendly reminder.
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
If you’re afraid of falling, then shouldn’t you behave?
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My lower abdomen is fine, thank you.
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Animals don't really like to share. We're no different.
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Nico is a girl mascot, correct?
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If I could sleep well with that happening, then you'd actually have something to worry about.
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
You don't often read books, yet you've certainly read a lot of huabens.
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 AM
You're most likely dizzy from the impact. Stay lying down for now. The ambulance will be here soon.
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Perhaps. It's like this blossom. We found it downstream. Yet by some inexplicable twist of fate, we later saw it fall upstream.
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Is there a reason why I shouldn’t be?
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
All right, let's read the story. We shouldn't disturb it.
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Even the glaciers can’t stop themselves from melting with the advent of spring. Them slightly melting is their way of welcoming spring.
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Indeed. It's a storehouse for old medical equipment and outdated paper records.
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
What about this spot?
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
What’s wrong with this position?
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 AM