Beemer Tectonic
@dr-tectonic.bsky.social
Mad scientist, husband, neurodiversionary, pangaemer, data wrangler, cat-walker, LJ-bear, TomSkite, silent were-kraken, hyperfixational author/artist. Eight platypi in a lab coat and a guan-dao at the wedding.
Fully aware this is needlessly cryptic.
Fully aware this is needlessly cryptic.
That's pretty! Reminds me of my parents' tv after the dogs knocked it onto the floor:
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
That's pretty! Reminds me of my parents' tv after the dogs knocked it onto the floor:
Fit check for my napalm era!
First Halloween costume in ages: cross-playing as Mira from K-Pop Demon Hunters.
First Halloween costume in ages: cross-playing as Mira from K-Pop Demon Hunters.
October 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Fit check for my napalm era!
First Halloween costume in ages: cross-playing as Mira from K-Pop Demon Hunters.
First Halloween costume in ages: cross-playing as Mira from K-Pop Demon Hunters.
Afterwards I was able to get some autographs and a picture and tell them "brilliant show, lads!" Lovely.
May 16, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Afterwards I was able to get some autographs and a picture and tell them "brilliant show, lads!" Lovely.
Last night I saw Punk Rock Factory at the Bluebird with my friend Matthew!
They're a British band that plays pop-punk covers of Disney songs and cartoon theme tunes. It was a fun show! Had a good time.
They're a British band that plays pop-punk covers of Disney songs and cartoon theme tunes. It was a fun show! Had a good time.
May 16, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Last night I saw Punk Rock Factory at the Bluebird with my friend Matthew!
They're a British band that plays pop-punk covers of Disney songs and cartoon theme tunes. It was a fun show! Had a good time.
They're a British band that plays pop-punk covers of Disney songs and cartoon theme tunes. It was a fun show! Had a good time.
Wow! 5-layer rainbow!
May 13, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Wow! 5-layer rainbow!
Last 4 characters saved in your phone are your D&D party.
I'll be honest, the odds of collateral damage are high. But they're not going to have problems destroying their foes in body, psyche, soul, and/or reputation.
I'll be honest, the odds of collateral damage are high. But they're not going to have problems destroying their foes in body, psyche, soul, and/or reputation.
April 30, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Last 4 characters saved in your phone are your D&D party.
I'll be honest, the odds of collateral damage are high. But they're not going to have problems destroying their foes in body, psyche, soul, and/or reputation.
I'll be honest, the odds of collateral damage are high. But they're not going to have problems destroying their foes in body, psyche, soul, and/or reputation.
Eclipses are awesome.
April 9, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Eclipses are awesome.
Drop a time travel device not from Doctor Who or Back to the Future.
March 18, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Drop a time travel device not from Doctor Who or Back to the Future.
Obligatory "expensive Japanese linen" quote.
February 21, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Obligatory "expensive Japanese linen" quote.
It seems to be going around...
February 20, 2024 at 3:14 PM
It seems to be going around...
Jonksy was up in a tree and scared to jump down because it was a long way and the landing zone was all covered in crunky leaf. So I bent over and told him he could jump down onto my back instead. And he did! What a clever boy!
November 15, 2023 at 12:02 AM
Jonksy was up in a tree and scared to jump down because it was a long way and the landing zone was all covered in crunky leaf. So I bent over and told him he could jump down onto my back instead. And he did! What a clever boy!
