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I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Then the North-Going Zax puffed his chest up with pride.
"I never," he said, "take a step to one side.
And I'll prove to you that I won't change my ways
If I have to keep standing here fifty-nine days!"
"I never," he said, "take a step to one side.
And I'll prove to you that I won't change my ways
If I have to keep standing here fifty-nine days!"
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Then the North-Going Zax puffed his chest up with pride.
"I never," he said, "take a step to one side.
And I'll prove to you that I won't change my ways
If I have to keep standing here fifty-nine days!"
"I never," he said, "take a step to one side.
And I'll prove to you that I won't change my ways
If I have to keep standing here fifty-nine days!"
"That is good," said the fish.
"He has gone away. Yes.
But your mother will come.
She will find this big mess!
"He has gone away. Yes.
But your mother will come.
She will find this big mess!
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
"That is good," said the fish.
"He has gone away. Yes.
But your mother will come.
She will find this big mess!
"He has gone away. Yes.
But your mother will come.
She will find this big mess!
Now, doctors for camels are not often seen.
Especially on mountains. They're far, far between.
But we pulled that old Wubble and set out to find
Some doctor, while dragging our camel behind.
Especially on mountains. They're far, far between.
But we pulled that old Wubble and set out to find
Some doctor, while dragging our camel behind.
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Now, doctors for camels are not often seen.
Especially on mountains. They're far, far between.
But we pulled that old Wubble and set out to find
Some doctor, while dragging our camel behind.
Especially on mountains. They're far, far between.
But we pulled that old Wubble and set out to find
Some doctor, while dragging our camel behind.
His animals all have such very odd faces
I’ll bet he must hunt them in very odd places.
And that’s what I’ll do said young Gerald McGrew.
I’ll bet he must hunt them in very odd places.
And that’s what I’ll do said young Gerald McGrew.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
His animals all have such very odd faces
I’ll bet he must hunt them in very odd places.
And that’s what I’ll do said young Gerald McGrew.
I’ll bet he must hunt them in very odd places.
And that’s what I’ll do said young Gerald McGrew.
But it isn't too good when a Moose and a Goose
Start dreaming they're drinking the other one's juice.
Moose juice, not Goose juice, is juice for a Moose
And Goose juice, not Moose juice, is juice for a Goose.
Start dreaming they're drinking the other one's juice.
Moose juice, not Goose juice, is juice for a Moose
And Goose juice, not Moose juice, is juice for a Goose.
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
But it isn't too good when a Moose and a Goose
Start dreaming they're drinking the other one's juice.
Moose juice, not Goose juice, is juice for a Moose
And Goose juice, not Moose juice, is juice for a Goose.
Start dreaming they're drinking the other one's juice.
Moose juice, not Goose juice, is juice for a Moose
And Goose juice, not Moose juice, is juice for a Goose.
Then, suddenly… Boy! Up that hill a short space…
Birds! They were laying all over the place!
Great happy gay families with uncles and cousins
All laying fine strictly fresh eggs by the dozens!
Birds! They were laying all over the place!
Great happy gay families with uncles and cousins
All laying fine strictly fresh eggs by the dozens!
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Then, suddenly… Boy! Up that hill a short space…
Birds! They were laying all over the place!
Great happy gay families with uncles and cousins
All laying fine strictly fresh eggs by the dozens!
Birds! They were laying all over the place!
Great happy gay families with uncles and cousins
All laying fine strictly fresh eggs by the dozens!
So don't you feel blue. Don't get down in the dumps
You're lucky you don't have a Borfin that shlumps.
You're lucky you don't have a Borfin that shlumps.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
So don't you feel blue. Don't get down in the dumps
You're lucky you don't have a Borfin that shlumps.
You're lucky you don't have a Borfin that shlumps.
“Get that moose! Get that moose!” Thidwick heard a voice call.
“Fire again and shoot straight one and all!
We must get his head for the Harvard club wall!”
“Fire again and shoot straight one and all!
We must get his head for the Harvard club wall!”
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
“Get that moose! Get that moose!” Thidwick heard a voice call.
“Fire again and shoot straight one and all!
We must get his head for the Harvard club wall!”
“Fire again and shoot straight one and all!
We must get his head for the Harvard club wall!”
There it was! With its glittering towers in the air!
I'd made it! I'd done it! At last, I was there!
And I knew that I'd left all my troubles behind
When a chap at a doorway that shimmered and shined
Waved me a wave that was friendly and kind.
I'd made it! I'd done it! At last, I was there!
And I knew that I'd left all my troubles behind
When a chap at a doorway that shimmered and shined
Waved me a wave that was friendly and kind.
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
There it was! With its glittering towers in the air!
I'd made it! I'd done it! At last, I was there!
And I knew that I'd left all my troubles behind
When a chap at a doorway that shimmered and shined
Waved me a wave that was friendly and kind.
I'd made it! I'd done it! At last, I was there!
And I knew that I'd left all my troubles behind
When a chap at a doorway that shimmered and shined
Waved me a wave that was friendly and kind.
Then, the moment the Horn’s happy honk-honk is heard
Comes a fluttering flap-flap! And then comes THE BIRD!
The Great Birthday Bird! And, so far as I know,
Katroo is the only place Birthday Birds grow.
Comes a fluttering flap-flap! And then comes THE BIRD!
The Great Birthday Bird! And, so far as I know,
Katroo is the only place Birthday Birds grow.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Then, the moment the Horn’s happy honk-honk is heard
Comes a fluttering flap-flap! And then comes THE BIRD!
The Great Birthday Bird! And, so far as I know,
Katroo is the only place Birthday Birds grow.
Comes a fluttering flap-flap! And then comes THE BIRD!
The Great Birthday Bird! And, so far as I know,
Katroo is the only place Birthday Birds grow.
Sighed Mayzie, a lazy bird hatching an egg:
“I’m tired and I’m bored
And I’ve kinks in my leg
From sitting, just sitting here day after day.
It’s work! How I hate it!
I’d much rather play!
“I’m tired and I’m bored
And I’ve kinks in my leg
From sitting, just sitting here day after day.
It’s work! How I hate it!
I’d much rather play!
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Sighed Mayzie, a lazy bird hatching an egg:
“I’m tired and I’m bored
And I’ve kinks in my leg
From sitting, just sitting here day after day.
It’s work! How I hate it!
I’d much rather play!
“I’m tired and I’m bored
And I’ve kinks in my leg
From sitting, just sitting here day after day.
It’s work! How I hate it!
I’d much rather play!
Then our mother came in
And she said to us two,
"Did you have any fun?
Tell me. What did you do?"
And she said to us two,
"Did you have any fun?
Tell me. What did you do?"
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Then our mother came in
And she said to us two,
"Did you have any fun?
Tell me. What did you do?"
And she said to us two,
"Did you have any fun?
Tell me. What did you do?"
Who sews crow's clothes?
Sue sews crow's clothes.
Slow Joe Crow sews whose clothes?
Sue's clothes.
Sue sews crow's clothes.
Slow Joe Crow sews whose clothes?
Sue's clothes.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Who sews crow's clothes?
Sue sews crow's clothes.
Slow Joe Crow sews whose clothes?
Sue's clothes.
Sue sews crow's clothes.
Slow Joe Crow sews whose clothes?
Sue's clothes.
I’d take a vacation, fly off for a rest
If I could find someone to stay on my nest!
If I could find someone, I’d fly away-free…”
Then Horton, the Elephant, passed by her tree.
If I could find someone to stay on my nest!
If I could find someone, I’d fly away-free…”
Then Horton, the Elephant, passed by her tree.
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I’d take a vacation, fly off for a rest
If I could find someone to stay on my nest!
If I could find someone, I’d fly away-free…”
Then Horton, the Elephant, passed by her tree.
If I could find someone to stay on my nest!
If I could find someone, I’d fly away-free…”
Then Horton, the Elephant, passed by her tree.
I had terrible trouble in staying alive.
Then I saw an old pipe that said, "Vent Number Five."
I didn't have time to find out what that meant,
But the vent had a hole. And the hole's where I went.
Then I saw an old pipe that said, "Vent Number Five."
I didn't have time to find out what that meant,
But the vent had a hole. And the hole's where I went.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I had terrible trouble in staying alive.
Then I saw an old pipe that said, "Vent Number Five."
I didn't have time to find out what that meant,
But the vent had a hole. And the hole's where I went.
Then I saw an old pipe that said, "Vent Number Five."
I didn't have time to find out what that meant,
But the vent had a hole. And the hole's where I went.
And now, on this day of all days in Katroo,
The assoseeeyeation has built just for you
A railway with very particular boats
That are pulled through the air by Funicular Goats.
The assoseeeyeation has built just for you
A railway with very particular boats
That are pulled through the air by Funicular Goats.
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
And now, on this day of all days in Katroo,
The assoseeeyeation has built just for you
A railway with very particular boats
That are pulled through the air by Funicular Goats.
The assoseeeyeation has built just for you
A railway with very particular boats
That are pulled through the air by Funicular Goats.
Take cover!" he yelled. "Use my house if you wish."
Then the chap in the slicker splashed off like a fish.
Then the chap in the slicker splashed off like a fish.
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Take cover!" he yelled. "Use my house if you wish."
Then the chap in the slicker splashed off like a fish.
Then the chap in the slicker splashed off like a fish.
And it happened that both of them came to a place
Where they bumped. There they stood.
Foot to foot. Face to face.
Where they bumped. There they stood.
Foot to foot. Face to face.
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
And it happened that both of them came to a place
Where they bumped. There they stood.
Foot to foot. Face to face.
Where they bumped. There they stood.
Foot to foot. Face to face.
To find who’s the tallest, we start with the smallest…
We start with the smallest. Then what do we do?
We line them up. Back to back. Two by two.
Taller and taller. And, when we are through,
We finally will find one who’s taller than who.
We start with the smallest. Then what do we do?
We line them up. Back to back. Two by two.
Taller and taller. And, when we are through,
We finally will find one who’s taller than who.
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
To find who’s the tallest, we start with the smallest…
We start with the smallest. Then what do we do?
We line them up. Back to back. Two by two.
Taller and taller. And, when we are through,
We finally will find one who’s taller than who.
We start with the smallest. Then what do we do?
We line them up. Back to back. Two by two.
Taller and taller. And, when we are through,
We finally will find one who’s taller than who.
Then, with snoots in the air, they paraded about
And they opened their beaks and they let out a shout,
“We know who is who! Now there isn’t a doubt.
The best kind of Sneetches are Sneetches without!”
And they opened their beaks and they let out a shout,
“We know who is who! Now there isn’t a doubt.
The best kind of Sneetches are Sneetches without!”
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Then, with snoots in the air, they paraded about
And they opened their beaks and they let out a shout,
“We know who is who! Now there isn’t a doubt.
The best kind of Sneetches are Sneetches without!”
And they opened their beaks and they let out a shout,
“We know who is who! Now there isn’t a doubt.
The best kind of Sneetches are Sneetches without!”
Well … he watched and he watched.
But, in spite of his watch,
that bee didn't work any harder. Not mawtch.
So then somebody said,
"Our old bee-watching man
just isn't bee-watching as hard as he can.
He ought to be watched by another Hawtch-Hawtcher!
The thing that we need
is a Bee-Watcher-Watcher
But, in spite of his watch,
that bee didn't work any harder. Not mawtch.
So then somebody said,
"Our old bee-watching man
just isn't bee-watching as hard as he can.
He ought to be watched by another Hawtch-Hawtcher!
The thing that we need
is a Bee-Watcher-Watcher
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Well … he watched and he watched.
But, in spite of his watch,
that bee didn't work any harder. Not mawtch.
So then somebody said,
"Our old bee-watching man
just isn't bee-watching as hard as he can.
He ought to be watched by another Hawtch-Hawtcher!
The thing that we need
is a Bee-Watcher-Watcher
But, in spite of his watch,
that bee didn't work any harder. Not mawtch.
So then somebody said,
"Our old bee-watching man
just isn't bee-watching as hard as he can.
He ought to be watched by another Hawtch-Hawtcher!
The thing that we need
is a Bee-Watcher-Watcher
The eyes of the worm almost popped from his head.
He stared half an hour till his eyelids got red.
"That's enough," growled the bear. "Tell the rabbit and me,
How far did you look and just what did you see?"
He stared half an hour till his eyelids got red.
"That's enough," growled the bear. "Tell the rabbit and me,
How far did you look and just what did you see?"
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The eyes of the worm almost popped from his head.
He stared half an hour till his eyelids got red.
"That's enough," growled the bear. "Tell the rabbit and me,
How far did you look and just what did you see?"
He stared half an hour till his eyelids got red.
"That's enough," growled the bear. "Tell the rabbit and me,
How far did you look and just what did you see?"
To make the best scramble that's ever been made
A cook has to hook the best eggs ever laid.
So I drove to the country, quite rather far out,
And I studied the birds that were flitting about.
A cook has to hook the best eggs ever laid.
So I drove to the country, quite rather far out,
And I studied the birds that were flitting about.
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
To make the best scramble that's ever been made
A cook has to hook the best eggs ever laid.
So I drove to the country, quite rather far out,
And I studied the birds that were flitting about.
A cook has to hook the best eggs ever laid.
So I drove to the country, quite rather far out,
And I studied the birds that were flitting about.
“With some help, we can do it!”
Said Little Cat C.
Then pop! On his head
We saw Little Cat D!
Then, pop! pop! pop!
Little Cats E, F and G!
Said Little Cat C.
Then pop! On his head
We saw Little Cat D!
Then, pop! pop! pop!
Little Cats E, F and G!
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“With some help, we can do it!”
Said Little Cat C.
Then pop! On his head
We saw Little Cat D!
Then, pop! pop! pop!
Little Cats E, F and G!
Said Little Cat C.
Then pop! On his head
We saw Little Cat D!
Then, pop! pop! pop!
Little Cats E, F and G!