Do you live in a little house? Potentially located on a prairie?

As a Jersey boy I have access to several hot dog factories.

Like, you met a complete stranger on a train and you both have someone you'd like to get rid of...

I don't understand why bitcoin is losing so much value. It's not like it's a Ponzi scheme with no physical connection to real world productivity.

My favorite thing about Terrible Maps is people not realizing they're supposed to be Terrible Maps 😂😂😂

2-3 years of deployment plus training... in a theater that is so overloaded with traditional anti-fighter jet defenses that no one flies jets there anyway. Seems an odd expenditure of resources.

"While we don't expect prices of consumer groceries to go down, we do anticipate CEO salaries going up, so, in a sense, everyone wins!"

Both NFIP (federal) and RAP (Florida) are programs designed to reduce the risk and cost for private insurers to keep rates down. Both programs have been drastically cut in the last year to allow for tax cuts for billionaires. The government could step in tomorrow and solve this problem.

Out of control home insurance prices seems like a problem the US government could influence if they weren't sending all our tax dollars to Argentina.

Texas Police force will be awarding the officer their top medal for showing the constraint of not immediately shooting the young black men.

Now I am obsessed with possessing a remote control sail boat.

The worst thing about the Epstein "scandal" is it absolutely positively does not matter. Trump could rape, kill and eat an infant in the Oval Office on live TV and not one house republican would vote for his impeachment. He would not lose one evangelical vote.

THC has the potential to make poor people happy therefore McConnell is opposed.

If men had boobs you'd be able to do this at home using a phone app and the microwave.

The next Bond should wake up on the original Newhart show.

Roger Moore's career died in "A View to a Kill"