Matt Landau
@dr-awkward.bsky.social
It's a palindrome, see?
Tempting the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing.
Tempting the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing.
DHS and ICE have gone full fascist in their recruiting materials.
August 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
DHS and ICE have gone full fascist in their recruiting materials.
This will never not be funny. She REALLY didn’t want to have kids with this guy.
July 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This will never not be funny. She REALLY didn’t want to have kids with this guy.
I swear when I first saw these in Trader Joe's today I thought they said “Strawberry Bacon Wafer Cookies.”
Have I inadvertently stumbled onto an untapped potential market?
#TraderJoe #Bacon
Have I inadvertently stumbled onto an untapped potential market?
#TraderJoe #Bacon
May 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I swear when I first saw these in Trader Joe's today I thought they said “Strawberry Bacon Wafer Cookies.”
Have I inadvertently stumbled onto an untapped potential market?
#TraderJoe #Bacon
Have I inadvertently stumbled onto an untapped potential market?
#TraderJoe #Bacon
Not to worry, I'm sure that the Department of Health and Human Services, the CDC, and the NIH will know what to d--- Oh. Oh dear...
February 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Not to worry, I'm sure that the Department of Health and Human Services, the CDC, and the NIH will know what to d--- Oh. Oh dear...
It would be funny if it weren't so dangerous. The government is being systematically purged of anyone seen as even potentially disloyal to Trump and the MAGA cult.
February 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It would be funny if it weren't so dangerous. The government is being systematically purged of anyone seen as even potentially disloyal to Trump and the MAGA cult.
I have a feeling I'm going to be quoting this a lot over the next four years.
January 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I have a feeling I'm going to be quoting this a lot over the next four years.
Now more than ever, speak out.
January 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Now more than ever, speak out.
I had to say goodbye today to my best friend and devoted companion of the past nine and a half years. I’d have walked in front of traffic for her, but when cancer struck there was nothing I could do. I’ll miss you every day, Beckett.
January 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I had to say goodbye today to my best friend and devoted companion of the past nine and a half years. I’d have walked in front of traffic for her, but when cancer struck there was nothing I could do. I’ll miss you every day, Beckett.
Wild turkeys are gorgeous creatures. Their iridescent feathers make them look as if they're constructed out of copper. This one (along with several other members of its flock) was just chilling on the sidewalk in front of my suburban house.
December 1, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Wild turkeys are gorgeous creatures. Their iridescent feathers make them look as if they're constructed out of copper. This one (along with several other members of its flock) was just chilling on the sidewalk in front of my suburban house.
Ocean Spray totally missed the boat by not running this as an ad.
November 28, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Ocean Spray totally missed the boat by not running this as an ad.
Now I'm wondering what did we actually buy?
November 25, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Now I'm wondering what did we actually buy?
Ready for winter. The best thing about this time of year is spending the evening with a roaring fire in the fireplace, a nice cup of tea, and a napping dog.
November 24, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Ready for winter. The best thing about this time of year is spending the evening with a roaring fire in the fireplace, a nice cup of tea, and a napping dog.
Oh sure, they're cute as babies. But then they grow up and start building Hadron Enforcers and blowing up moons.
November 21, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Oh sure, they're cute as babies. But then they grow up and start building Hadron Enforcers and blowing up moons.
Just a dramatic fall sky that caught my eye.
November 19, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Just a dramatic fall sky that caught my eye.
Find someone who loves you the way a boxer loves you.
November 13, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Find someone who loves you the way a boxer loves you.
This is my favorite real world example
November 12, 2024 at 3:13 PM
This is my favorite real world example
I said the word "walk" and the ears immediately perked up.
February 18, 2024 at 1:36 AM
I said the word "walk" and the ears immediately perked up.