Seems like she believes herself to be the second coming of Joan Didion, but she would be better off re-reading Didion than writing anything at all.

This is EXACTLY who i want as the face of the military

Seems like we're in Stage 6 already before doing Stage 5.

$6,653 HOA 💀

If I ran a studio, I would simply cast MM in every movie.

American: Please enjoy this photo of perfect lamination in this food item known in this country as a biscuit.

Briton: How DARE you, sir.

Zamboni!

Also I think we can all agree GOOD GRACIOUS / ASS IS BODACIOUS is up there with anything Keats or Wordsworth have ever written

Always

I hope someone there takes notes.

Sandwich Guy thanks everyone for their support, “emotional, spiritual, artistic or financial.” Intones, “Let us not forget that the great seal of the United States says…‘ out of many, one.’…You all have a right to live a life that is free.”

Let's take a poll of registered voters to see how many of them remember the San Francisco algebra story.

We just got Devin Hestered.

For anyone on Instagram, the account The Daily James has a turkey vulture friend and posts seratonin-promoting videos of Scout sunning her wings.