Dan
@dpurg.bsky.social
Programmer, ttrpg gamer, just trying to get through it all
All I want for Christmas is ...
December 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
All I want for Christmas is ...
... "the founders" my backside. 22nd Amendment came post-FDR
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
... "the founders" my backside. 22nd Amendment came post-FDR
Plague Doctor getup ...
... or maybe a clown suit ...
... or maybe a clown suit ...
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Plague Doctor getup ...
... or maybe a clown suit ...
... or maybe a clown suit ...
I mean ... you're just human.
... the difference is, you're here realizing it's maybe not a good thing.
Also, maybe you just need a snack?
... the difference is, you're here realizing it's maybe not a good thing.
Also, maybe you just need a snack?
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I mean ... you're just human.
... the difference is, you're here realizing it's maybe not a good thing.
Also, maybe you just need a snack?
... the difference is, you're here realizing it's maybe not a good thing.
Also, maybe you just need a snack?
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
a close up of a robot 's eye with a red light inside of it .
ALT: a close up of a robot 's eye with a red light inside of it .
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December 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
time to get out the big tweezers ...
... and fire ...
... and fire ...
December 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
time to get out the big tweezers ...
... and fire ...
... and fire ...
I thought I "hated" my ex ... but hoo boy that's like a birthday candle next to a wildfire
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I thought I "hated" my ex ... but hoo boy that's like a birthday candle next to a wildfire
The mistake was getting caught
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The mistake was getting caught
Hoooold up, cranberry bars‽
Pretty much the same idea as a lemon bar / tart? I'm gonna have to try this ...
Pretty much the same idea as a lemon bar / tart? I'm gonna have to try this ...
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Hoooold up, cranberry bars‽
Pretty much the same idea as a lemon bar / tart? I'm gonna have to try this ...
Pretty much the same idea as a lemon bar / tart? I'm gonna have to try this ...
Sure. Fuck those fascists and poison the data.
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Sure. Fuck those fascists and poison the data.
... as it always was ...
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
... as it always was ...
Oh! just thought of this to -- do you use heater dry?
Ruined the last set of (whatever) containers i ever bought on the first run though a new dishwasher when the heat dry got turned back on after a late dish went in; switched to glassware after that one.
Ruined the last set of (whatever) containers i ever bought on the first run though a new dishwasher when the heat dry got turned back on after a late dish went in; switched to glassware after that one.
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Oh! just thought of this to -- do you use heater dry?
Ruined the last set of (whatever) containers i ever bought on the first run though a new dishwasher when the heat dry got turned back on after a late dish went in; switched to glassware after that one.
Ruined the last set of (whatever) containers i ever bought on the first run though a new dishwasher when the heat dry got turned back on after a late dish went in; switched to glassware after that one.
It's part of the Arch welcome package.
November 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It's part of the Arch welcome package.
I think most of us are Mal here ...
November 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I think most of us are Mal here ...
That sounds more like the plastic is degrading from the heat & harsher agents in dishwasher detergent (compared to hand washing), especially if soap scum isn't on glassware / silverware.
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
That sounds more like the plastic is degrading from the heat & harsher agents in dishwasher detergent (compared to hand washing), especially if soap scum isn't on glassware / silverware.
Ooh! I'm gonna set up a lemonade stand!
November 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Ooh! I'm gonna set up a lemonade stand!
Centerpiece for a Scooby-Doo thing?
a cartoon of a man laying in a hole with a dog nearby
ALT: a cartoon of a man laying in a hole with a dog nearby
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October 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Centerpiece for a Scooby-Doo thing?