Who do you think the first person to say “snug as a bug in a rug” was?
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Who do you think the first person to say “snug as a bug in a rug” was?
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Welcome back, petrichor.
September 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Welcome back, petrichor.
You had me at “dipping sauce”.
August 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
You had me at “dipping sauce”.
Maybe you should sell your Tesla rather than putting a cute little anti-Elon sticker on it. Stops someone from buying a new one.
July 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Maybe you should sell your Tesla rather than putting a cute little anti-Elon sticker on it. Stops someone from buying a new one.
Go ahead and say “CINNAMON SYNONYM” five times fast. Like and follow for more content like this.
July 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Go ahead and say “CINNAMON SYNONYM” five times fast. Like and follow for more content like this.
Old tricks are the best tricks.
June 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Old tricks are the best tricks.
Did you know the closest TGIFridays is in Los Angeles?
May 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Did you know the closest TGIFridays is in Los Angeles?
It’s teacher appreciation week so if someone could bring me some chapstick that would be great.
May 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It’s teacher appreciation week so if someone could bring me some chapstick that would be great.
What does it mean if your wife doesn’t look at the memes you send her?
April 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
What does it mean if your wife doesn’t look at the memes you send her?
Wassup with Moo Deng these days?
April 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Wassup with Moo Deng these days?
Lotta garage doors open on this nice ass day!
April 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Lotta garage doors open on this nice ass day!
How do people resist the urge to buy a new hoodie every 2 months?
March 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
How do people resist the urge to buy a new hoodie every 2 months?
Like if my face surely shows that I’m happy then why do I also have to clap my hands?
March 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Like if my face surely shows that I’m happy then why do I also have to clap my hands?
What’s your favorite sauce?
March 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
What’s your favorite sauce?
@paganqueen09.bsky.social happy birthday!
March 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
@paganqueen09.bsky.social happy birthday!
Yeahhh I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in on saturdayyyyy
March 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Yeahhh I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in on saturdayyyyy
Just saw the first daffodil of the season! I don’t know when I turned into such a spring guy, but here we are.
February 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Just saw the first daffodil of the season! I don’t know when I turned into such a spring guy, but here we are.
@erin-alexandra.bsky.social just called me a “tradwife”.
February 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
@erin-alexandra.bsky.social just called me a “tradwife”.
Only dog can judge me.
February 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Only dog can judge me.
It worked! Ice cubes down the toilet! Spoon under the pillow! White crayon on the window sill! Pajamas on inside out!
February 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It worked! Ice cubes down the toilet! Spoon under the pillow! White crayon on the window sill! Pajamas on inside out!
@erin-alexandra.bsky.social hey girl hey 😘
January 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
@erin-alexandra.bsky.social hey girl hey 😘
What should my first tweet on bluesky be?
January 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
What should my first tweet on bluesky be?