He should also ask the ICE goons if their mothers know what they do for a living. Shame is a powerful motivator to do the right thing.
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
He should also ask the ICE goons if their mothers know what they do for a living. Shame is a powerful motivator to do the right thing.
Please correct your first sentence. Replace “the US” with “Trump”.
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Please correct your first sentence. Replace “the US” with “Trump”.
Huh. When I read that, my first thought was that Fox “News” had ripped that from the pages of the Onion.
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Huh. When I read that, my first thought was that Fox “News” had ripped that from the pages of the Onion.
Ukraine is our most stalwart (and cheapest!) defense mechanism against Russian hegemony. The pros in our defense agencies surely realize this and have attempted to impress this fact on Trump.
You may draw your own conclusions about Trump’s priorities now.
You may draw your own conclusions about Trump’s priorities now.
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Ukraine is our most stalwart (and cheapest!) defense mechanism against Russian hegemony. The pros in our defense agencies surely realize this and have attempted to impress this fact on Trump.
You may draw your own conclusions about Trump’s priorities now.
You may draw your own conclusions about Trump’s priorities now.
I wonder how cooperative any of the banks that Trump stiffed back in his salad days will be with holding back incriminating info. Could be a grand episode of fiscal karma.
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I wonder how cooperative any of the banks that Trump stiffed back in his salad days will be with holding back incriminating info. Could be a grand episode of fiscal karma.
A straitjacket, not a seatbelt.
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
A straitjacket, not a seatbelt.
That’s what you get when you elect a criminal to run the country.
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
That’s what you get when you elect a criminal to run the country.
Is it too late for ABC to stop payment on the check?
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Is it too late for ABC to stop payment on the check?
ABC should stop payment on the check. Stiff him the same way he does most of his investors and suppliers.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
ABC should stop payment on the check. Stiff him the same way he does most of his investors and suppliers.
The important thing is to thoroughly discredit him and remove him from office before he dies so as to keep the history of these times from being altered, and to finally bring shame unto his supporters.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The important thing is to thoroughly discredit him and remove him from office before he dies so as to keep the history of these times from being altered, and to finally bring shame unto his supporters.
Only if he thought he could get away with it. All he can manage is to call them piggy and threaten to revoke broadcast licenses. He’s jealous, wants to be a big man too.
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Only if he thought he could get away with it. All he can manage is to call them piggy and threaten to revoke broadcast licenses. He’s jealous, wants to be a big man too.
That’s “as young as X”, you heathen!
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
That’s “as young as X”, you heathen!
Also convert the Trump ballroom into a shelter for the unhoused of DC in 2029. Or sooner.
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Also convert the Trump ballroom into a shelter for the unhoused of DC in 2029. Or sooner.
Ooh! I want one of those hats!
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Ooh! I want one of those hats!
Another permanent resident of Trump’s asshole.
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Another permanent resident of Trump’s asshole.
Taken up permanent residence up Trump’s ass.
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Taken up permanent residence up Trump’s ass.
Like DOGE, but for “justice “.
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Like DOGE, but for “justice “.
Love for me but not for thee.
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Love for me but not for thee.
Pam thanked Don publicly so he would get the blame and blowback when the investigation goes pear-shaped.
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Pam thanked Don publicly so he would get the blame and blowback when the investigation goes pear-shaped.
At this point, Trump doesn’t have to ask. The most rabid of MAGAts will spontaneously arise and do heinous things in his name. Things they believe will bring his favour, and pardons.
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
At this point, Trump doesn’t have to ask. The most rabid of MAGAts will spontaneously arise and do heinous things in his name. Things they believe will bring his favour, and pardons.
A half—vast tent is what it is.
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
A half—vast tent is what it is.
Operation Vigilant Schvantz.
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Operation Vigilant Schvantz.
It’s a feature, not a bug.
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
It’s a feature, not a bug.
Yeah, I hope someone is keeping a to-do list.
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Yeah, I hope someone is keeping a to-do list.
Didn’t he do that a while ago? Or was that Jimmy What’s-his-name? I’ve lost track of this asshole’s bullshit. One thing he’s good at is flooding the zone, tell you what. His Mad Clown Disease helps, tho.
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Didn’t he do that a while ago? Or was that Jimmy What’s-his-name? I’ve lost track of this asshole’s bullshit. One thing he’s good at is flooding the zone, tell you what. His Mad Clown Disease helps, tho.