Emily
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Emily
@dpahfl.bsky.social
🤠Howdy please don't expect much from my skeets, thanks 🤠

2PM stan since 2009 🔥 I'm an old hag
FFXIV: Mao Nyann on Aether Faerie
October 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Cat spam to cleanse the timeline
October 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Kiki I just had an old lady ask me to clip her disgusting fingernail off. It was giving SpongeBob close up of something gross
August 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My dad's ex gf asking to stay in touch with my siblings and nieces via group chat
August 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
happy 25th birthday to the album that changed me forever
May 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Three days off means I finally can garden. Unearthed my mom's roses she planted 5 yrs ago.
May 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Watching two people on bar having a political crisis as Tim Kasher speaks about trans rights and protecting immigrants right after he did two anti religion songs 😂😂😂😂😂
April 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Me because both the artists I requested for the expo haven't responded to me and it's a week away
April 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Bitch me too the fuck
April 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
March 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The world sucks so have some photos of my cats
March 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A sliver of good news in this bleak political environment
February 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY PARASOCIAL MAN HWANG CHANSUNG ❤️❤️ I hope you celebrate with your family ♥️♥️🎉🎉
February 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The vibe for the next 4 yrs
February 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Picked my starters from my first playthroughs minus Sun and Moon because I have never played those
January 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
they could've let Nikki be a bad bitch but her camisole is keeping her down!!!!!!!!!
January 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Jump scared to hell and back by two deer in my yard as I went to the kitchen
January 13, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Thanks past me I needed this tbh
January 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A customer whistled at me like he was summoning a dog so I could check him out. I almost cursed at him.
January 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
January 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Everyone's a sucker for eyes. Repost yours.
December 10, 2024 at 12:38 AM
2pm is back on my top 5!!
December 4, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Hopefully it tastes good! Visuals are fine
November 28, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Someone somehow got my spotify login and now my algorithm is fucked up
November 26, 2024 at 5:47 PM