@dowvunqyir.bsky.social
If you know me IRL, be warned this is a NSFW account.
October 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
October 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Just maced myself, zero stars: do not recommend.
Life pro tip: do not toss out the remnants of spicy hot bird food into the yard while standing downwind. I managed to have a whole seed get blown into and get lodged in my eye
Surprisingly that's not the first time I've had to give myself an eyewash
Life pro tip: do not toss out the remnants of spicy hot bird food into the yard while standing downwind. I managed to have a whole seed get blown into and get lodged in my eye
Surprisingly that's not the first time I've had to give myself an eyewash
August 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Just maced myself, zero stars: do not recommend.
Life pro tip: do not toss out the remnants of spicy hot bird food into the yard while standing downwind. I managed to have a whole seed get blown into and get lodged in my eye
Surprisingly that's not the first time I've had to give myself an eyewash
Life pro tip: do not toss out the remnants of spicy hot bird food into the yard while standing downwind. I managed to have a whole seed get blown into and get lodged in my eye
Surprisingly that's not the first time I've had to give myself an eyewash
August 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I'm in withdrawal, what do I even do now? 😔
July 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I'm in withdrawal, what do I even do now? 😔
July 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It's hungry for some MEAT!
July 22, 2025 at 9:27 AM
It's hungry for some MEAT!
Tell me why I locked myself up in a cage, put my biggest plug in, and attempted to go to sleep. But instead stayed up chatting with a guy in a different time zone about how he wanted to use me and turn me into fuck meat.
July 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Tell me why I locked myself up in a cage, put my biggest plug in, and attempted to go to sleep. But instead stayed up chatting with a guy in a different time zone about how he wanted to use me and turn me into fuck meat.
I can't fucking wait to hook this up to a tremblr 🤤
July 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I can't fucking wait to hook this up to a tremblr 🤤
Got my Speedo out. Unfortunately the pool busted overnight. So I guess it's just sunbathing for me.
June 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Got my Speedo out. Unfortunately the pool busted overnight. So I guess it's just sunbathing for me.
About to set up a pool and get my Speedo out
June 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
About to set up a pool and get my Speedo out
Found a new kink I like. Kinda want to see how far I can go, like the Maasai tribe in Africa.
For reference, the first ring is 3mmX20mm and the second is 3mmX22.5mm. Both are stainless steel.
For reference, the first ring is 3mmX20mm and the second is 3mmX22.5mm. Both are stainless steel.
June 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Found a new kink I like. Kinda want to see how far I can go, like the Maasai tribe in Africa.
For reference, the first ring is 3mmX20mm and the second is 3mmX22.5mm. Both are stainless steel.
For reference, the first ring is 3mmX20mm and the second is 3mmX22.5mm. Both are stainless steel.
April 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
March 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
February 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Thought this was funny
January 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Thought this was funny
Hey bro I think it's time for new tires 😱🤯
December 25, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Hey bro I think it's time for new tires 😱🤯
