Goof
Goof
@downshiftologist.bsky.social
Full time chronic masturbator 🔞

Feel free to DM but I might take a while to reply (busy bating)
Now that openAI is rolling out ID verification, I want to say it again: please do not sext with the surveillance machine

Run a local LLM on your computer. I will write you a guide, I’ll do tech support, I’ll bang pots and pans, I’ll send you a dick pic reward
October 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If you're wondering how the other place is doing, every other post is "chudai" this "wataa" that to get engagement

And now this 🙄

Please do not give that man your government ID.
October 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If they come after furries they’ll come after gooners too btw
September 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Think these are just about perfect
August 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If you’ve been using chatGPT for horny convos, highly recommend considering not doing that
August 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If you give a Porn addict a printer
July 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Fappiest place on earth
June 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
What's in your Porn stash?
May 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
*sniffing and following the scent until I find this in your room*
bro what the fuck is this?
April 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Porn didn’t let me cum today so I just leaked in my briefs
April 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This is where your email finds me
March 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Another night staying in feeding him his favorite Porn
January 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The world when gooners are in charge
January 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Accidentally spilled some trail mix in my albo so either way, this morning wood contains nuts
November 18, 2024 at 5:00 PM
I think these two are gonna be real good friends
Thanks @unkleharry.bsky.social!

Check out the ICON pipe on his Etsy shop: www.etsy.com/shop/templef...
November 14, 2024 at 12:44 AM
“So what do you do?”
“Uhhhhhh I’m a writer”

The writing:
November 7, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Rate my setup
December 13, 2023 at 9:11 PM