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Nathaniel Downes
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The voice apparently said for the US to surrender to Iran.
June 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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So, the president has apparently just surrendered to Iran. That was not on my 2025 Bingo card.
Donald Trump post on Truth Social from June 17th, 2025, saying "Unconditional Surrender!" in all caps.
June 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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The Man With One Red Shoe
June 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Republicans took the opening of the Minecraft trailer as literal
May 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Zuck: The average American has three friends.
May 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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.... *deep inhale*
May 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Comfortable in my skin, care about people, not parts.
A poetry assignment. Explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like "male" "female", "nonbinary", "masculine", or "androgynous".
April 22, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Just remember how "real men" dressed in the "good old days"...
April 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Image of a statue of Caligula, with the caption "On January 21, 41AD, the ancient Roman version of the Secret Service killed the mad emperor Caligula. Just saying..."
April 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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No cheating, your last saved celeb pic is your therapist.
David Prouse as Anakin Skywalker
April 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Margaret Dumont saying "I believe Donald J Trump was sent by god." Groucho Marx saying "Why? Did he run out of locusts?"
April 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Image is of a blue flag with the caption "Marked Safe From Recieving Classified Information on Signal Today"
March 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Image of Ikea instructions for a guillotine Image of Ikea instructions for a guillotine used as the cover to the Spring 2013 issue of Jacobin magazine
March 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Image of the muppets Statler and Waldorf. Captions on image say; "Remember when America had friends?" "You mean last month?"
February 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Literally
February 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Photo of person being loaded into ambulance with the caption "If you're not getting taken away in an ambulance with sparkle panties, oompa loompas, and two crying easter bunnies, you're just not living your life"
February 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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I have a Rosie.

And no, she does not understand personal space.
February 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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February 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Photo of Napoleon Bonaparte, quoting him. "The amateurs discuss tactics: the professionals discuss logistics"
February 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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And nope
February 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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And nope
February 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Back in my day there was so much Toilet Paper and Eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies
February 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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It's how we got assault weapons banned before.
February 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Woman says "I believe Donald J. Trump was sent by god." Groucho Marx retorts, "Why? Did he run out of locusts?"
February 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM