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Diphthong Song
@downbymath.bsky.social
Macaroni artist, butter aficionado, and avid sock enthusiast
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ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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You said you were going after dangerous criminals ?

Now you are taking hard working people off the streets, separating parents from kids, taking people from immigration court who are following the rules, & putting the military on our streets…this isn’t America.

DON’T TELL US EVERYTHING IS FINE
June 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Reshare to scare the data bros and popularism acolytes
June 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
June 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
That haircut is so hot it's a pyroclastic flow.
May 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Der bagel
May 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Moar wolf shirt
April 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Idea: pirate production of Momma Mia that is nothing but two actors yelling "Momma Mia" at each other for 115 minutes.
April 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Going to perform an Easter miracle and turn these bananas into bread.
April 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Wrote about the Dodgers disgracing Jackie Robinson’s legacy by visiting Trump in the White House today. Free and unlocked for all to read: open.substack.com/pub/mollykni...
Baseball Stuff I'm Depressed About
Come for the Pirates replacing Roberto Clemente's name and number with a third-rate liquor ad, stay for the Dodgers visiting the president who thinks Jackie Robinson is "DEI."
open.substack.com
April 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
ASCII art Godzilla

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February 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hoarding tik tok in the basement to sell after the ban goes into effect.
January 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
When we opening presents?
January 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Do you think they'll notice I mispainted the sign "KOTEL 6"?
December 9, 2024 at 9:43 AM
I was really surprised watching Gladiator II that it was basically a scene for scene rip off of Top Gun Maverick but set in space.
November 23, 2024 at 8:34 AM
New motto to live by ... Nof Ear
March 29, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Just use the turbo button.
March 26, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Sometimes it's nice to be reminded that it's the simple things in life that matter. I need make an effort to slow down and appreciate a beautiful sunset from the deck of my yacht, or the cozy feeling of a new pair of socks everyday.
February 15, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Looking forward to the day this technology is mature enough that we can replace self checkouts with humans.
February 1, 2024 at 8:48 AM
🎶 Sweet Carolone🎶🎷🎺 oh oh oh sweet child of mine🎶🎶 good times never felt so good🎹🎵I've been inclined🎶🎺🎷🎷 craft-matic adjustable beds so good🎵🎶🎺🎺sweet child o' mine!!🎶🎺🎺
January 16, 2024 at 3:13 AM