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David "Hide & Hex" in 2025 🎃
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If you see this, post egg
The illustration of a book cover with the letters "M" and "E" on it. From "Book of Hours". "The Moon's Egg", Abbot Thomas The third and last volume of the meditations of Abbot Thomas of the Abbey of the Black Dove.
November 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Carter Burke has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Carter Burke (Paul Reiser) from the movie "Aliens" (1986)
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Yes, I know today is Halloween but I was riffing off of the "I hate gay Halloween" meme, coming up with four costumes that are obscure, but not obtuse. 🎃
Judith Light as Anne in the dessert course of "The Menu" (2022). Her mascara is running and she's wearing a chocolate "fez" and a cloak of marshmallows. The Goth/Victorian twink from the music video for Florence + the Machine's "My Love". Florence is running past him on the right. Sybil Fawlty (Prunella Scales) in the second episode of "Fawlty Towers", "The Builders" (1975) Jim Moriarty (Andrew Scott) sitting on a throne wearing the crown jewels from the season two "Sherlock" episode, "The Reichenbach Fall" (2012)
November 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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It's beginning to look a lot like 🎃
A box full of very large pumpkins on the side of a brick building with a chain-link gate in the background.
October 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Saw this and had to give it a try. It's tasty and it falls into the category of "self-limiting snacks" — it's spicy enough that I can only inhale so much in a single sitting. 🥒🌶️

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A top down view of a container of "Plucky pickle dip" sitting on top of a table. It is labelled, "spicy & bold" and "gluten free" and "spicy". It also features a jaunty pickle cowboy lassoing a pepper.
September 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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From five years ago on the Day of Orange Skies and Smoke.
A partly-open, tall window with a view of a concrete building and a high rise. The light is tinted orange from the orange-coloured sky.
September 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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🕯️
An image of an orange full moon in the sky with the following text over it: "SEPTEMBER FULL BLOOD MOON GUIDE To prepare your space for Releasing & Cleansing BURN: Palo Santo Lavendar [sic.] Mugwort Rapists Patriarchy Pedophiles White Candles White Supremacy"
September 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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It's a little late for a tax scam and I doubt the CA Franchise Tax Board would text me from a number in the Philippines. That wonky URL is another red flag, as are the instructions to "reply with Y..." DO NOT EVER follow those instructions.

Bonus points: how are they going to "email paper check"?
A screen shot of a text message with the parts that indicate it is a scam outlined in red boxes.
September 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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imagine two women. and they are doing stuff together
Raimunda (Penélope Cruz) and her daughter Paula (Yohana Cobo) dragging the wrapped up, dead body of Raimunda's ex-husband Paco (Antonio de la Torre) up the street at night. From Pedro Almodóvar's "Volver" (2006).
September 6, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Who would be the funniest journalist to break the news?
A screenshot from the South Park game "Stick of Truth" showing a man wearing a bikini and holding a microphone standing in front of a crowd of people in a parking lot who are all staring at a UFO that has crashed into the mall.
September 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Nigella's Totally Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cookies. My apartment is 1,000° but it smells amazing.
Chocolate chocolate chip cookies on a cooling rack.
August 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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A postcard from Marie Laveau's House of Voodoo in New Orleans, showing a traditional moss voodoo doll stuck with pins. Around the outside is the phrase, "Keep In Touch With Your Ex. Even if the marriage wasn't magic, the divorce can be."
August 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Rest in joy, Sister Celeste.
A poster zip tied to a bar showing a picture of a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence that says, "The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Inc.® Nuns of the Above. Sister Celeste Jil Gloryhole. 5 December 1961-7 August 2005" with a bouquet of flowers below it.
August 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Always listen to your Sisters.

New sticker for my laptop.
A rectangular sticker with an image of Sister Viva that says, "Sister Viva says It's Gonna Be Ok." The sticker is lying on a red envelope with more stickers poking out of the top.
August 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Post a bad woman you love
Dark Phoenix, arms outstretched, announcing, "Hear me, X-Men! No longer am I the woman you knew! I am fire! And life incarnate! Now and forever -- I am Phoenix!" From "The Uncanny X-Men" #134 (18 March 1980)
August 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Don't overthink it: what comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free?
King Mob standing in the middle of the desert with mountains behind him and orange clouds in the sky above. His arms are outstretched and he's yelling, "I WORSHIP A GOD WITH AN ELEPHANT HEAD!" Lettering below him says: BLACK SCIENCE part two = KICKIN' GRANT MORRISON - writer PHIL JIMENEZ - penciller JOHN STOKES: InKEE DANIEL VOZZO - colors & separations TODD KLEIN - letterer SHELLY ROEBERG - editor The Invisibles created by GRANT MORRISON "FANNY--LORD FANNY--OH GOD--IT'S ME IT'S ME--I FEEL AMAZING--LORD--I'M GORGEOUS" Three panels from "The Invisibles #13", "She-Man Part One: Venus As A Boy"
July 31, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Post an iconic horror movie image
Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) leaning against the wall crying with Michael Myers' mask dimly visible in the darkened doorway behind her. From "Halloween" (1978).
July 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Drop some STAIRCASES
Renfield (Dwight Frye) standing in the ruined entrance hall of Castle Dracula while Count Dracula (Bela Lugosi) descends the stairs. From "Dracula" (1931)
July 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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I thought, "If I put cherry tomatoes in this recipe, will that be horrible?" And it really was. And then I poured some of the Calabrian chili oil that Mable gave me on it and that made it even worse.
Sliced potatoes and halved cherry tomatoes in a piping hot skillet.
July 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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What in the Early 2000s Walled-Garden Internet bullshit is this? Oh really? It's going to take me to a different website — exactly the fucking experience I expected when I clicked on an obvious link to something that isn't Bluesky? Gosh, thanks holding my hand. @support.bsky.team
July 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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@therealchromatic.bsky.social this is relevant to your interests.
KILLED BY EATING PICKLES Girl Devoured Scores of Fat Ones Daily and Finally Succumbed. Pittsburg. Oct. 24.—After romain-ing in a condition of coma for 142* hours, Miss Mary Thompson, 11 years old, who came to be known to the attaches of St. John's hospital as the "Pickle girl," died today. The girl was employed at a pickling establishment. She developed a passionate fondness for pickles and since the pickling season started has eaten nothing but pickles. Most of them were the big ones and she would eat scores of them every day.
June 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I saw some art.
"Mexican Workers Leaving for Melon Fields, Imperial Valley, California", Dorothea Lange June 1935. A black and white photograph of the three men wearing cowboy hats hanging on the wall of a museum. "Untitled" (Model who embraced natural hairstyles at AJASS photoshoot), Kwame Brathwaite, c. 1970 A photograph of a woman looking up and to the right.
June 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Post the same actor in two roles that show their range
Muriel (Toni Collette) in a wedding gown and wearing a crowned veil, holding a bouquet of white flowers in a scene from "Muriel's Wedding" (1994). Annie Graham (Toni Collette) tear-stained and staring open mouthed at something off camera. From the movie "Hereditary" (2018)
June 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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This is how I read your posts
Endora (Agnes Moorehead) looking up from a copy of "Harpies Bizarre" while standing in Samantha's kitchen. From the Bewitched episode, "Be It Ever So Mortgaged" (S1E2)
June 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.
"That's just what this country needs: a cock in frock on a rock." Tick (Hugo Weaving), Adam (Guy Pearce), and Bernadette (Terence Stamp) dressed in colourful showgirl outfits climbing up a rock in the Australian outback from "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert".
June 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM