Ngl, if he were basically a John Oliver clone, I’d be all over that. 😂

We had a moment of pure joy and connection and embraced—but I woke up before we kissed. Not that I need a man to be happy, but in that moment, I knew he was the one I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. I hope I meet that man some day.

Gosh, I wish it worked that way.

I was involved with a guy who said, “I know and I’m still voting for him.” Now you know why we’re not involved anymore.

I just googled. She is bi. Omg, she’s such a dream.