Something about this lion just attracts bullies from all over school… no matter what underwear, they’re getting stretched over his head in a discomforting humiliating and embarrassing manner. likely with a crowd watching too, hopefully no one takes pictures 😖

Amazing art by @harryh4.bsky.social

Almost two years apart. 09 vs 25 ninja 500 :) (I like water)

I love this bike so much already. I put 70 miles on in less than 24 hours and I’m still not done.

Pup on a bike

We’re at it again

They knew the only way to beat me at a game of magic was to distract me! Absolutely cheap play!

Art by @artsydragon.bsky.social

Was walking through the park when I was told to pay the bully toll. I refused and they thought I would make the perfect warning for other dorks thinking they could get away without paying the toll. They also told me I have to come back every day until I pay off interest 😓

By @foxmanad.bsky.social

I thought I was a big bad and tough lion, but when I accidentally bumped into this bigger saber tooth he made sure to teach me my place.

art by @harryh4.bsky.social

New account go there to see more lewd stuff

Even when being absolutely humiliated by @kirond.bsky.social a prince has his priorities. The royal crown is more important than my dignity 😣

Someone needs to tell @kirond.bsky.social this is no way to treat royalty! I’m a prince I shouldn’t be humiliated like this! …can someone get me a new pair of underwear…?

Still out here for day 3

I have acquired my crown

Day 2 I’m work awake

I’m out here

Someone snuck up on me! Now help me out and stop laughing!

By PretzelGremlin on Twitter

@dovathelion.bsky.social My first post! My name is Dova and I’m a weird blue lion just existing. Feel free to message and get to know me 🦁