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dougzone22
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Sarcastically creative writer, craft beer enthusiast, and proud Canadian.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · Dec 23
Santa is getting ready again!
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Santa's sleigh on a rooftop
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Mark Carney spoke in Davos, Switzerland. Did the message get through?
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Canada's Prime Minister Mark Carney
January 27, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Bear-dar being implimented in Canada's north. Polar bears say otherwise!
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Polar bear pack
January 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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Cartoon Venezuelan appears in court!
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cartoon charicature of Maduro.
January 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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As the Trump administration tries to rewrite the history of the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol, a new NPR investigative project is preserving evidence of the crimes committed that day.
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NPR's archive preserves the facts of the Jan. 6 Capitol riot
As the Trump administration tries to rewrite the history of the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol, a new NPR investigative project is preserving evidence of the crimes committed that day.
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January 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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@mindbodysoulnrg.bsky.social If I may be so bold as to wish you pre-emptively a happy new year, realising that that eventuality is solely yours to ascertain, I remain your humble provisioner of 100% Canadian sarcasm.
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December 31, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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@mindbodysoulnrg.bsky.social You are not obligated to report your findings precisely at your midnight (I know full well how tiring it is to accomplish that task at that hour of any day let alone this one we currently share), but a response at your earliest convenience would be greatly appreciated.
December 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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@mindbodysoulnrg.bsky.social : Mark, again this December 31, you reign as the person I know who lives the furthest from me and, as such, possesses the unique ability to inform me later in my today how the world's tomorrow presents itself.
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December 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Santa is getting ready again!
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Santa's sleigh on a rooftop
December 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Science goes to The Hague!
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Science seeking an injunction (#257)
Science: the systematic study of the structure and behaviour of the physical and natural world through observation, experimentation, and the testing of theories against the evidence obtained. Scien…
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December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Tariffs to take flight!
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US airspace and flies on manure
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Look who's turning 2025!
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Look who’s turning 2025! (#255)
Cloud 9 – From behind a hedgerow that had been set ablaze mysteriously, a less than formidable voice emerged, “In the beginning, oh, how I love that prepositional phrase! It is right up there…
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November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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How fast is milk?
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The speed of milk (#254)
(Ed. The following dissertation in no way attempts to ascertain the celerity with which the ravages of lactose intolerance will strike those who suffer so.) Woodstock, ON, Canada – From the s…
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November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Fallout from theft at the Louvre!
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External view of the Louvre in Paris.
October 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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A Blue Jay
October 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Two birds got to great lenths in Canada!
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Birds of a feather? (#252)
Prince Albert, SK & Folyet, ON – Of late, a pair of our feathered friends have made news for travelling excessive distances and being located in Canada. A Crested caracara named Cara (pro…
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October 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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New month; new words!
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New month; new words! (#251)
Brampton, ON – Given the Oxford English Dictionary (OED) acknowledges new words in the lexicon on a quarterly basis with such offerings as tradwife and brain rot and this being a brand new mo…
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October 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Alberta up to new tricks!
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#Transmisia
Alberta road worthy? (#250)
Edmonton, AB – Alberta is one of ten provinces in Canada. It is known for the production of petroleum products, beef, canola, and wheat. Alberta was named after the fourth daughter of Queen V…
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September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Alberta up to new tricks!
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#EdmontonAB
#Transmisia
Alberta road worthy? (#250)
Edmonton, AB – Alberta is one of ten provinces in Canada. It is known for the production of petroleum products, beef, canola, and wheat. Alberta was named after the fourth daughter of Queen V…
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September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Alberta up to new tricks!
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#EdmontonAB
#Transmisia
Alberta road worthy? (#250)
Edmonton, AB – Alberta is one of ten provinces in Canada. It is known for the production of petroleum products, beef, canola, and wheat. Alberta was named after the fourth daughter of Queen V…
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September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Monoculist seeks a refund!
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Monoculist seeks sizable discount (#249)
Toronto, ON – Derek “Old Blue Eye” Navelgazer prides himself as a fan of all matters of sport. He informed us he has been a season-ticket holder to Toronto’s Blue Jays, Maple Leafs, and Argon…
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September 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Screwworms!
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#CentralAmerica #NewWorldScrewwormFly
A screwworm
September 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Flight attendant higher than plane!
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High flight (#247)
London, UK – A 41-year-old, British Airways flight attendant has pleaded guilty to performing aviation duties while impaired by drugs after he was found locked inside an aircraft toilet naked…
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August 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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From today's Globe & Mail:
A classified ad
August 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Another astounding discovery!
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Janjucetus dullardi
August 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Mexico is exporting cartel leaders!
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Mexico exporting cartel bosses! (#245)
Mexico City, MX –  Did the U.S. have an ulterior motivfor deporting gang members and alleged criminals from within its boundaries? Were they actually making room for some more? One canno…
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August 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM