dougpigpocker.bsky.social
@dougpigpocker.bsky.social
Proud owner of the "Bombastic Science" Corporation. I make approximately three billion dollars a day, and I like fish.
I also use the other cite: https://x.com/DougPigPocker
I also use the other cite: https://x.com/DougPigPocker
Ooh, I could build TEN oil rigs there!
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Ooh, I could build TEN oil rigs there!
Ooh, those would be tasty dinner dishes😋
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Ooh, those would be tasty dinner dishes😋
Ooh, I could build an oil rig there...
December 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Ooh, I could build an oil rig there...
I don't know the location, but it looks like a good place to place an oil rig.
December 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I don't know the location, but it looks like a good place to place an oil rig.
Well that's just the nature of business; purposely make promises you can't keep.
(It's a clever way to keep the suckers expectation slow, see...)
(It's a clever way to keep the suckers expectation slow, see...)
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Well that's just the nature of business; purposely make promises you can't keep.
(It's a clever way to keep the suckers expectation slow, see...)
(It's a clever way to keep the suckers expectation slow, see...)
Ooh, I could build another oil rig there...
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Ooh, I could build another oil rig there...
Feh! AI can easily whip that out in seconds, without silly pencils!
True, there's a chance it wouldn't be as good, but still!
True, there's a chance it wouldn't be as good, but still!
December 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Feh! AI can easily whip that out in seconds, without silly pencils!
True, there's a chance it wouldn't be as good, but still!
True, there's a chance it wouldn't be as good, but still!
Thankfully, I myself do suffer such silly disorder. I'm too perfect.
December 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Thankfully, I myself do suffer such silly disorder. I'm too perfect.
Delicious...
December 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Delicious...
That's Mr. PigPocker to you, pedestrian! And it's dead serious! No commercials mean no money, and no money means bye bye to my precious company! And then where would buy some home goods, huh?! Walmart!?!
December 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
That's Mr. PigPocker to you, pedestrian! And it's dead serious! No commercials mean no money, and no money means bye bye to my precious company! And then where would buy some home goods, huh?! Walmart!?!
Oh, I could set some more oil rigs in that area.
December 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Oh, I could set some more oil rigs in that area.
It's money saving genius, that's what it is!
December 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's money saving genius, that's what it is!
How much are they worth?
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
How much are they worth?
The man's a fool. Real actors in filmmakers are humans. Humans cost too much.
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The man's a fool. Real actors in filmmakers are humans. Humans cost too much.
Gotta cherish a man that knows how to make a lot of money.
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Gotta cherish a man that knows how to make a lot of money.
Better raise that price, kid. 200 is a rookie number.
December 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Better raise that price, kid. 200 is a rookie number.
You kidding? These things are the tastiest creatures ever! Their eyeballs remind me of those suckers with candy in the center.
December 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You kidding? These things are the tastiest creatures ever! Their eyeballs remind me of those suckers with candy in the center.