Muppets would make them seem too human.
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Muppets would make them seem too human.
donald demands a recount!
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
donald demands a recount!
What if you are trying to check the brain, but your patient has his head up his a$$?
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
What if you are trying to check the brain, but your patient has his head up his a$$?
His MRI was to check for cracks in his eyelids. He's just checking the MRI.
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
His MRI was to check for cracks in his eyelids. He's just checking the MRI.
Somebody needs to have him doing this at a mirror.
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Somebody needs to have him doing this at a mirror.
This actually might be a true statement under this administration.
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This actually might be a true statement under this administration.
Ruins the taste and texture.
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Ruins the taste and texture.
Traumatic brain injury, followed by an ischemic stroke. Maybe.
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Traumatic brain injury, followed by an ischemic stroke. Maybe.
Ran out of wall space for tacky spray painted gold embellishments .
October 23, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Ran out of wall space for tacky spray painted gold embellishments .
It was a bread slicer accident.
October 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
It was a bread slicer accident.
This man needs a donut.
October 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This man needs a donut.
They only have gender neutral restrooms. Just trying to save her from the HORROR!
October 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
They only have gender neutral restrooms. Just trying to save her from the HORROR!
Wait, which one is supposed to be the heads side? Both sides have an ass on it.
October 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Wait, which one is supposed to be the heads side? Both sides have an ass on it.
He was right. I'm tired of all this winning.
October 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
He was right. I'm tired of all this winning.
Zorro is Epstein's ranch in New Mexico. About 20 miles up the road from me.
October 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Zorro is Epstein's ranch in New Mexico. About 20 miles up the road from me.
Sleepy donald. Had to watch George C. Scott's "Patton" speech to wash the bad taste simping out of my ears.
October 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Sleepy donald. Had to watch George C. Scott's "Patton" speech to wash the bad taste simping out of my ears.
He has the same vision of the military I had when I used to play "War" in the backyard with my brothers, when I was nine.
October 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
He has the same vision of the military I had when I used to play "War" in the backyard with my brothers, when I was nine.
Sad if this ages poorly in the next week.
September 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Sad if this ages poorly in the next week.