🖥️ Doug
@douglewis.bsky.social
Internet Ninja, masquerading as a researcher, hidden inside a curious person, that’s standing on top of a guy that just loves tech.
He/Him
He/Him
I am anal retentive about details.
September 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I am anal retentive about details.
Because I still haven’t gotten my damn PRUNES!
September 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Because I still haven’t gotten my damn PRUNES!
Skill issue, T-Rex stole my glasses and skated away on a skateboard.
Proof: 👇
Proof: 👇
September 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Skill issue, T-Rex stole my glasses and skated away on a skateboard.
Proof: 👇
Proof: 👇
You can’t use my burn against me.
It’s not a part of the flow chart for internet burns.
Look!
It does not say “use insult you thought of against you”
I am requesting immediate surrender and forfeiture of said tagline “Too Stupid to understand context”.
My lawyers will be involved.
It’s not a part of the flow chart for internet burns.
Look!
It does not say “use insult you thought of against you”
I am requesting immediate surrender and forfeiture of said tagline “Too Stupid to understand context”.
My lawyers will be involved.
September 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
You can’t use my burn against me.
It’s not a part of the flow chart for internet burns.
Look!
It does not say “use insult you thought of against you”
I am requesting immediate surrender and forfeiture of said tagline “Too Stupid to understand context”.
My lawyers will be involved.
It’s not a part of the flow chart for internet burns.
Look!
It does not say “use insult you thought of against you”
I am requesting immediate surrender and forfeiture of said tagline “Too Stupid to understand context”.
My lawyers will be involved.
I am tripling down, we are stating our claim in front of the nursing home!
Where’s my prunes? I was promised prunes and I demand them now!
Where’s my prunes? I was promised prunes and I demand them now!
September 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I am tripling down, we are stating our claim in front of the nursing home!
Where’s my prunes? I was promised prunes and I demand them now!
Where’s my prunes? I was promised prunes and I demand them now!
I made this because of your statement.
Now, since some people are douches about AI generated I will point out this is not entirely.
There is photoshop work done to sell the joke.
Ohhh new game, ai generated photo responses for everyone, oh this is going to take a while, I am back like 50 messages
Now, since some people are douches about AI generated I will point out this is not entirely.
There is photoshop work done to sell the joke.
Ohhh new game, ai generated photo responses for everyone, oh this is going to take a while, I am back like 50 messages
September 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I made this because of your statement.
Now, since some people are douches about AI generated I will point out this is not entirely.
There is photoshop work done to sell the joke.
Ohhh new game, ai generated photo responses for everyone, oh this is going to take a while, I am back like 50 messages
Now, since some people are douches about AI generated I will point out this is not entirely.
There is photoshop work done to sell the joke.
Ohhh new game, ai generated photo responses for everyone, oh this is going to take a while, I am back like 50 messages
That would be called being a hypocrite, but you do you.
September 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
That would be called being a hypocrite, but you do you.
I will admit when I am inaccurate or wrong, that is not here.
September 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I will admit when I am inaccurate or wrong, that is not here.
It is not. Want to be is the proper grammar, wannabe is the slang.
The conjunction is not the default.
The conjunction is not the default.
September 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It is not. Want to be is the proper grammar, wannabe is the slang.
The conjunction is not the default.
The conjunction is not the default.
I’m actually sailing through the mountain of shit you’re spewing if we’re going to be accurate.
Also, person above.
Too stupid to actually like read the definition. I know you’re smart in the day care, but in the real world you’re a guppy in the ocean.
Hi, I’m Jaws.
Also, person above.
Too stupid to actually like read the definition. I know you’re smart in the day care, but in the real world you’re a guppy in the ocean.
Hi, I’m Jaws.
September 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’m actually sailing through the mountain of shit you’re spewing if we’re going to be accurate.
Also, person above.
Too stupid to actually like read the definition. I know you’re smart in the day care, but in the real world you’re a guppy in the ocean.
Hi, I’m Jaws.
Also, person above.
Too stupid to actually like read the definition. I know you’re smart in the day care, but in the real world you’re a guppy in the ocean.
Hi, I’m Jaws.
Yes, you should work on that.
September 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Yes, you should work on that.
That’s not what Dotard means.
It is an actual word.
It is an actual word.
September 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
That’s not what Dotard means.
It is an actual word.
It is an actual word.
I think of it like jr.
It can or cannot be gender neutral.
It can or cannot be gender neutral.
September 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I think of it like jr.
It can or cannot be gender neutral.
It can or cannot be gender neutral.
July 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I just thought about:
Many people have SkyLights which allow them to get light from that window.
So, each one of the categories or sections on the SkyLine is a SkyLight
Many people have SkyLights which allow them to get light from that window.
So, each one of the categories or sections on the SkyLine is a SkyLight
November 17, 2024 at 1:11 PM
I just thought about:
Many people have SkyLights which allow them to get light from that window.
So, each one of the categories or sections on the SkyLine is a SkyLight
Many people have SkyLights which allow them to get light from that window.
So, each one of the categories or sections on the SkyLine is a SkyLight
“A computational analysis of potential algorithmic
bias on platform X during the 2024 US election”
Says that on July 14 Elmo started manipulating the X conversation for his benefit and Rs.
What’s corrupt all metrics drastically change.
(That is not peer reviewed, so take it with a grain of sand.)
bias on platform X during the 2024 US election”
Says that on July 14 Elmo started manipulating the X conversation for his benefit and Rs.
What’s corrupt all metrics drastically change.
(That is not peer reviewed, so take it with a grain of sand.)
November 17, 2024 at 7:21 AM
“A computational analysis of potential algorithmic
bias on platform X during the 2024 US election”
Says that on July 14 Elmo started manipulating the X conversation for his benefit and Rs.
What’s corrupt all metrics drastically change.
(That is not peer reviewed, so take it with a grain of sand.)
bias on platform X during the 2024 US election”
Says that on July 14 Elmo started manipulating the X conversation for his benefit and Rs.
What’s corrupt all metrics drastically change.
(That is not peer reviewed, so take it with a grain of sand.)
I really enjoyed those.
They have a Humans of NY vibe.
Ever ask people their stories, that guy with the big guitar looks cool.
The dad holding his son, there is a beautiful question about what that moment meant to him, particularly the photo you took.
www.instagram.com/humansofny/?...
They have a Humans of NY vibe.
Ever ask people their stories, that guy with the big guitar looks cool.
The dad holding his son, there is a beautiful question about what that moment meant to him, particularly the photo you took.
www.instagram.com/humansofny/?...
November 17, 2024 at 6:37 AM
I really enjoyed those.
They have a Humans of NY vibe.
Ever ask people their stories, that guy with the big guitar looks cool.
The dad holding his son, there is a beautiful question about what that moment meant to him, particularly the photo you took.
www.instagram.com/humansofny/?...
They have a Humans of NY vibe.
Ever ask people their stories, that guy with the big guitar looks cool.
The dad holding his son, there is a beautiful question about what that moment meant to him, particularly the photo you took.
www.instagram.com/humansofny/?...
I was thinking about the colloquial name for retweet on bluesky “skeet” and “reskeet”.
I feel like there’s a joke here.
I feel like there’s a joke here.
November 17, 2024 at 5:55 AM
I was thinking about the colloquial name for retweet on bluesky “skeet” and “reskeet”.
I feel like there’s a joke here.
I feel like there’s a joke here.
I was thinking about 2 anchors talking about skeeting at each other on the news.
It is rated G, but it does not sound as if it’s clean.
It is rated G, but it does not sound as if it’s clean.
November 17, 2024 at 5:52 AM
I was thinking about 2 anchors talking about skeeting at each other on the news.
It is rated G, but it does not sound as if it’s clean.
It is rated G, but it does not sound as if it’s clean.