── 𝓓𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒 𝓓𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓.
@douglasdavenport.bsky.social
𝐈 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐓 𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗖𝗨𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗘
𝗛𝗔𝗜𝗥 . 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝐎𝐅
𝐀 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙇𝙄𝙊𝙉'𝙎 𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙀 .
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
Pinned
[ he stands there in silence for a moment .
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he picks up a long ass stick and starts poking her in the side with it . 😭 ]
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he picks up a long ass stick and starts poking her in the side with it . 😭 ]
[ SHE FAINTS ]
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMIN' . 👹
February 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
[ he stands there in silence for a moment .
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he picks up a long ass stick and starts poking her in the side with it . 😭 ]
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he picks up a long ass stick and starts poking her in the side with it . 😭 ]
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMIN' . 👹
EEEEEEEEK !!!!
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMIN' . 👹
February 9, 2026 at 10:44 PM
February 9, 2026 at 10:38 PM
all around us, lady .ᐟ what do you think powers the street lights ── .ᐣ
I believe I asked you a question. 👺
[ he gives her an extremely judgmental look . 💀 ]
February 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
all around us, lady .ᐟ what do you think powers the street lights ── .ᐣ
[ he gives her an extremely judgmental look . 💀 ]
WHERE ?!! 😦
ELECTRICITY .ᐟ 👺
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
[ he gives her an extremely judgmental look . 💀 ]
ELECTRICITY .ᐟ 👺
Because it must be ! How else would it work ?! 😦
it ain't magic . why are you callin' it that ── 👹
February 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
ELECTRICITY .ᐟ 👺
it ain't magic . why are you callin' it that ── 👹
The evil magic technology …? 😦
i know how to patch up robotic boo boos . my android boy, marcus, used to get himself hurt all the time .
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February 7, 2026 at 4:21 AM
it ain't magic . why are you callin' it that ── 👹
i know how to patch up robotic boo boos . my android boy, marcus, used to get himself hurt all the time .
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I did not attend “med school”, but my knowledge on treating various types of injuries is sufficient.
yeah, that's right . a TECHNOLOGICAL genius, might i add .
... could've been a medical genius too, but i was dismissed from med school for screamin' too loud when i saw needIes .
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... could've been a medical genius too, but i was dismissed from med school for screamin' too loud when i saw needIes .
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February 7, 2026 at 3:41 AM
i know how to patch up robotic boo boos . my android boy, marcus, used to get himself hurt all the time .
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yeah, that's right . a TECHNOLOGICAL genius, might i add .
... could've been a medical genius too, but i was dismissed from med school for screamin' too loud when i saw needIes .
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... could've been a medical genius too, but i was dismissed from med school for screamin' too loud when i saw needIes .
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[ 💭: He sounds like Malik. 😒]
Ah. How interesting.
Ah. How interesting.
i'm no fool, lady . i'm a genius, and i'm totally awesome .
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
yeah, that's right . a TECHNOLOGICAL genius, might i add .
... could've been a medical genius too, but i was dismissed from med school for screamin' too loud when i saw needIes .
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... could've been a medical genius too, but i was dismissed from med school for screamin' too loud when i saw needIes .
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i'm no fool, lady . i'm a genius, and i'm totally awesome .
Perhaps I have selective hearing and prefer not to hear the nonsense from fools.
don't see how ya couldn't have . i mean, look at those big ol' pointy ears ── 👺
February 6, 2026 at 11:37 PM
i'm no fool, lady . i'm a genius, and i'm totally awesome .
don't see how ya couldn't have . i mean, look at those big ol' pointy ears ── 👺
No, I did not. 👺
you heard me .
February 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
don't see how ya couldn't have . i mean, look at those big ol' pointy ears ── 👺
Reposted by ── 𝓓𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒 𝓓𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓.
you heard me .
I beg your pardon ?
how's it goin', losers . 👹
February 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
you heard me .
February 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
how's it goin', losers . 👹
February 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
how's it goin', losers . 👹
February 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM