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Danger Manley
@douglasdangermanley.com
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"Democrats don't want to win; they just want to complain about primaries."
Leave trans kids alone, you absolute freaks.
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It lasted a few days. Longer than I expected 😂
A stuffed toy on the floor, with stuffing around it. There's another dog nearby. She probably participated in tearing the toy apart. If the puppy gets annoying, she'll find something else to distract him, like tearing at a toy (or a couch!).
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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His new favorite toy.
A golden retriever with a stuffed alligator toy in his mouth. He has historically destroyed all nice toys instantly, but he's had this one for a few days and hasn't ruined it yet. He's very happy.
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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I grew these peanuts for them, but they don't look (or taste!) ready.
A bunch of pale peanuts.
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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She is terrified of thunder and must be held 🙄
A golden retriever, wrapped in a towel, half-lying, half-climbing on a man wearing sweatpants covered in fur. There's another dog in the background.
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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It's here!

@davidsirota.com @levernews.com
The book Master Plan and a letter from David Sirota.
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Dinner last night
Some cool-looking ice crystals on some Oatly Vanilla ice cream. I had just opened the container.
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Hahaha we broke the chart 🤣
Chart of assets, showing Mill Creek going through the top with a broken line because it would screw up the visuals otherwise.
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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It's like this, but in the worst way possible. Ways that I didn't even imagine anyone would actually try 🤣
It works on my machine. Then we'll ship your machine. And that is how docker was born.
November 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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A stick!
A golden retriever destroying a stick. His teeth are fully visible and he looks way scarier than he actually is.
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Always great to see a screen that I've never seen before...
We detected a new fTPM firmware version/processor, which will change the data/ structure of the storage space for firmware TPM. If you did not apply fTPM function, please press Y to continue. If you have BitLocker or encryption enabled via fTPM, please follow instruction below: Press fTPM, please ensure to back our recovery key, or the system will not boot without a recovery key. Press keep previous fTPM fTPM record record and continue system boot, but fTPM function will not enable. You can swap back to the previous BI0S/processor to recover TPM related keys and data.
October 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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She has the nicest dog bed, but she sleeps here.
A golden retriever sleeping between a pull-up station and a treadmill.
September 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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This is a wonderful app and a wonderful community, and it gets one star because of the horrible new moderation policy.
September 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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The two biggest dopes
One golden retriever on a large ottoman, another golden retriever on the floor next to it.
September 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Birds behind the ottoman
A golden retriever with her face partially obscured behind a large ottoman.
September 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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@theonion.com is honestly one of the best news sources
OREM, UT-As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31- year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University admitted Thursday they had assumed the shooter was just an ordinary gunman on campus. "When that first shot rang out, we all figured it was going to be a run-of-the-mill mass shooting" said UVU junior Michael Tompkins, who explained that when students spotted a man clad in black and carrying a rifle on a roof overlooking the crowd, they had no reason to suspect anything unusual. "It's chilling that a person we thought was a normal, unhinged campus shooter was actually a political assassin. You see a deranged guy with a rifle on the quad every day. I suppose it was a little suspicious that he wasn't shooting droves of students." At press time, the FBI announced that the gunman had escaped by blending into the heavily armed crowd.
September 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Watching Dr.STONE with this nut
A golden retriever draped over the armrest of the couch.
September 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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This nut...
A golden retriever, lying on her back/side. Her face looks goofy.
September 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Watching me watching Alien: Earth.
A golden retriever resting on a large ottoman, looking at me.
August 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Lawn mushroom
A bulbous white mushroom in the grass.
August 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Bella in the grass
A golden retriever lying in the grass.
August 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Just a futile activity, trying to invent dozens of words until I landed on ESPADRILLE.

Five very normal shoe words, and then this 🤣🙄
Screenshot of Strands, showing a single remaining word, made up of a garbage collection of letters. Apparently it spells ESPADRILLE, whatever that is.
August 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Watching the end of Department Q with the puppy.
A golden retriever lying on a recliner. His front legs are sticking straight out. You can see my feet on the right. Is he really a puppy anymore? I guess he's 5 years old now. He's still a nutjob.
August 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social there's a dog in the dance studio
A golden retriever plopped on the ground at the junction of some carpet and hardwood floor.
August 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Second one: fire 💪
A diced pepper
August 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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First one: weak
A diced pepper
August 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM