Gauche Douglas
@douglasboberg.bsky.social
Patented software dork grumbling about US politics, the Tampa Bay Lightning, indie developer woes, and sometimes memes.
Welcome to the future y’all.
Welcome to the future y’all.
“It’s for LMMs 😩”
So llms can’t parse json, or they can’t deal with the minuscule size of gzipped plain text?
Bring back fully valid EDI!!
So llms can’t parse json, or they can’t deal with the minuscule size of gzipped plain text?
Bring back fully valid EDI!!
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
“It’s for LMMs 😩”
So llms can’t parse json, or they can’t deal with the minuscule size of gzipped plain text?
Bring back fully valid EDI!!
So llms can’t parse json, or they can’t deal with the minuscule size of gzipped plain text?
Bring back fully valid EDI!!
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Second day starting in the 40s in Florida and I’m grumpy about it
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Second day starting in the 40s in Florida and I’m grumpy about it
Lmao you have got to be kidding me. Now is when they’re begging? Who the hell do the Democrats think they are? Why would **anyone** pay them to repeatedly fail at their jobs??
Kick rocks blue grifters
Kick rocks blue grifters
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Lmao you have got to be kidding me. Now is when they’re begging? Who the hell do the Democrats think they are? Why would **anyone** pay them to repeatedly fail at their jobs??
Kick rocks blue grifters
Kick rocks blue grifters
I long for the day when the Democratic Party moves to the left, even just a teensy bit, instead of always chasing the Republican-lite and mythical centrist. At this point I can only assume the party will never learn.
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I long for the day when the Democratic Party moves to the left, even just a teensy bit, instead of always chasing the Republican-lite and mythical centrist. At this point I can only assume the party will never learn.
Not sure we're going so survive this long
October 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Not sure we're going so survive this long
Private helicopter circling the no kings protest
October 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Private helicopter circling the no kings protest
Drone above the American flag really does say something about our times
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Drone above the American flag really does say something about our times
They’ve deployed the drones…
October 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
They’ve deployed the drones…
A maga guy yelled at us, "nothing can stop what is coming"
October 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A maga guy yelled at us, "nothing can stop what is coming"
“Douglas” 🤔
I have an idea for my next jersey
I have an idea for my next jersey
October 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“Douglas” 🤔
I have an idea for my next jersey
I have an idea for my next jersey
What’s neato about this coin design is that 31 U.S.C. § 5114 requires the president be deceased before his image can appear on currency.
October 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
What’s neato about this coin design is that 31 U.S.C. § 5114 requires the president be deceased before his image can appear on currency.
September 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The American democracy is dying. The Biden administration was a moment of terminal lucidity.
September 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The American democracy is dying. The Biden administration was a moment of terminal lucidity.
If you see this, post with a concert pic you took.
Jess Glynne in 2016. It was a great show in a very small venue.
Jess Glynne in 2016. It was a great show in a very small venue.
September 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
If you see this, post with a concert pic you took.
Jess Glynne in 2016. It was a great show in a very small venue.
Jess Glynne in 2016. It was a great show in a very small venue.
Her husband’s body isn’t even cold yet and she’s already grifting.
This country doesn’t only have a political crisis it also has a morality crisis.
This country doesn’t only have a political crisis it also has a morality crisis.
September 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Her husband’s body isn’t even cold yet and she’s already grifting.
This country doesn’t only have a political crisis it also has a morality crisis.
This country doesn’t only have a political crisis it also has a morality crisis.
I made a comment on Reddit about how to report if you’ve been doxxed by the Charlie Kirk fan site and Reddit removed it. 🤨
September 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I made a comment on Reddit about how to report if you’ve been doxxed by the Charlie Kirk fan site and Reddit removed it. 🤨
“The Incident” at my college was probably the underground newspaper that poked fun and congratulated faculty and students. But handed out wild critiques to the admin.
The profs would hold it up and talk about it in class lol
To this day no one knows it was me & my buddy that started it 😝
The profs would hold it up and talk about it in class lol
To this day no one knows it was me & my buddy that started it 😝
September 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
“The Incident” at my college was probably the underground newspaper that poked fun and congratulated faculty and students. But handed out wild critiques to the admin.
The profs would hold it up and talk about it in class lol
To this day no one knows it was me & my buddy that started it 😝
The profs would hold it up and talk about it in class lol
To this day no one knows it was me & my buddy that started it 😝
Are ice* immune to long distance bear spray?
*ice cubes of course. Not any other kind of ice.
*ice cubes of course. Not any other kind of ice.
September 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Are ice* immune to long distance bear spray?
*ice cubes of course. Not any other kind of ice.
*ice cubes of course. Not any other kind of ice.
In 20 years this will be in the history books as an excuse for his behavior.. ‘He wasn’t evil you see, just high on pills!’
September 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
In 20 years this will be in the history books as an excuse for his behavior.. ‘He wasn’t evil you see, just high on pills!’
