It’s like they saw this coming in 1789 and tried to figure out ways to prevent it. Weird.

It’s King George on heroin.

And sewing, apparently

If I never used TikTok, when it gets banned, and then saved, and then sold to oligarchs, does the tree in the forest make a sound?

Doo-ah, doo-ah, doo-ah, doo-ah, doo-ah, doo-ah, doo-ah!

And already a new app springs up to take its place. They can’t kill the hydra, but it’s fun to watch them try.