Dougie Lord
@dougieshroom.bsky.social
British Mancunian. Cheese Lover. Wish I was still an EU Resident.
I perform all my own stunts.
Likes - MCFC - History - Travel - Politics - Nature - Comedy - Satire
I perform all my own stunts.
Likes - MCFC - History - Travel - Politics - Nature - Comedy - Satire
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Dougie Lord
@dougieshroom.bsky.social
· Nov 15
If you're in trouble or hurt or need–go to poor people. They're the only ones that'll help–the only ones.
John Steinbeck
John Steinbeck
Taking a leaf out of the Farage playbook this morning I "respectfully" called a colleague a fucknugget.... and now I'm sat in HR.
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Taking a leaf out of the Farage playbook this morning I "respectfully" called a colleague a fucknugget.... and now I'm sat in HR.
I Epstein hadn't 'died' he would probably have been pardoned by now.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I Epstein hadn't 'died' he would probably have been pardoned by now.
If you represent a left leaning/socialist/liberal/democratic political party STOP pandering to the right wing voters with right wing policies! All your doing is validating the right and losing your base!
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If you represent a left leaning/socialist/liberal/democratic political party STOP pandering to the right wing voters with right wing policies! All your doing is validating the right and losing your base!
So Trump orders a new Epstein investigation last week and then says files should now be released. He (or his lackeys) know full well they can suppress the release now a new investigation has begun. Classic grifting right there folks.
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
So Trump orders a new Epstein investigation last week and then says files should now be released. He (or his lackeys) know full well they can suppress the release now a new investigation has begun. Classic grifting right there folks.
From what I understand there is minimal cocaine and fentanyl production in Venezuela. However they do have absolutely shit loads of OIL 🤔
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
From what I understand there is minimal cocaine and fentanyl production in Venezuela. However they do have absolutely shit loads of OIL 🤔
October 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If the people of the USA are wondering what troops on their streets will look like for the foreseeable future I suggest that they take a look at what was happening in Northern Ireland throughout the 70s 80s and 90s.
October 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
If the people of the USA are wondering what troops on their streets will look like for the foreseeable future I suggest that they take a look at what was happening in Northern Ireland throughout the 70s 80s and 90s.
Does anyone have any idea why Trump wants so desperately to help notorious post war Nazi refuge Argentina?
October 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Does anyone have any idea why Trump wants so desperately to help notorious post war Nazi refuge Argentina?
Trumps gonna invent his own prize. Like the #Nobel but bigger and better. In fact it's gonna be the bigliest, betterist, importantist prize ever. A prize like no one has ever seen before.
We all know who the first recipient will be 🤣
We all know who the first recipient will be 🤣
October 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Trumps gonna invent his own prize. Like the #Nobel but bigger and better. In fact it's gonna be the bigliest, betterist, importantist prize ever. A prize like no one has ever seen before.
We all know who the first recipient will be 🤣
We all know who the first recipient will be 🤣
Venezuela and Norway firmly in Trumps sights now. #NobelPeacePrize
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Venezuela and Norway firmly in Trumps sights now. #NobelPeacePrize
Trump right now!
a little girl in a red jacket is laying on a brick sidewalk covered in leaves
ALT: a little girl in a red jacket is laying on a brick sidewalk covered in leaves
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Trump right now!
I always give myself a little chufty badge when I guess the right year on Craig Charles BBC6 Music show. The 90s is by far my best decade for guessing correctly. Surprisingly (considering the hedonistic lifestyle I had then) I seem to be remember where I was or what I was doing for specific years.
October 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I always give myself a little chufty badge when I guess the right year on Craig Charles BBC6 Music show. The 90s is by far my best decade for guessing correctly. Surprisingly (considering the hedonistic lifestyle I had then) I seem to be remember where I was or what I was doing for specific years.
A modern day Mitford sister?
Lady Victoria Hervey, British 90s It Girl Turned Mar-a-Lago Habitué, Wants to Make England Great Again
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Lady Victoria Hervey, British 90s It Girl Turned Mar-a-Lago Habitué, Wants to Make England Great Again
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October 8, 2025 at 10:27 AM
A modern day Mitford sister?
Remember when Diana Ross kicked that penalty in the opening of the last usa world cup? Can #Trump do it next year? Surely a man with his physical prowess will have no trouble smashing it in from 12 yards 🤣🤣🤣
October 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Remember when Diana Ross kicked that penalty in the opening of the last usa world cup? Can #Trump do it next year? Surely a man with his physical prowess will have no trouble smashing it in from 12 yards 🤣🤣🤣
This is devastating. it's pretty close to where I live now, and I grew up in Crumpsall where this has happened. My dad was friends with the live-in caretaker (who was a holocaust survivor) there when I was a kid and we'd visit him quite often.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...
Two dead after suspected terror attack on Manchester synagogue, police say, with suspect shot by officers – latest
Image emerges of man believed to be the suspected attacker; PM says he is ‘appalled’ by attack on Yom Kippur
www.theguardian.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This is devastating. it's pretty close to where I live now, and I grew up in Crumpsall where this has happened. My dad was friends with the live-in caretaker (who was a holocaust survivor) there when I was a kid and we'd visit him quite often.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...
I've been explaining the Dublin iii agreement to Reform and Tory supporters who keep banging on about immigration. (Google it). Do you think they wanna hear the truth? Arseholes the fucking lot of em!
September 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I've been explaining the Dublin iii agreement to Reform and Tory supporters who keep banging on about immigration. (Google it). Do you think they wanna hear the truth? Arseholes the fucking lot of em!
They've got the golf on in my local pub. Trump has just appeared on screen. The whole pub booed. 🤣🤣🤣
September 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
They've got the golf on in my local pub. Trump has just appeared on screen. The whole pub booed. 🤣🤣🤣
My Grandad and Uncle were given a very specific job by the UK government back in 1944. The Job was to go to mainland Europe and begin liberating it from a Fascist/Nazi dictatorship. They fought facism from France all the way to the centre of Germany. Were they #Antifa terrorists?
September 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
My Grandad and Uncle were given a very specific job by the UK government back in 1944. The Job was to go to mainland Europe and begin liberating it from a Fascist/Nazi dictatorship. They fought facism from France all the way to the centre of Germany. Were they #Antifa terrorists?
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I was under the impression you couldn't work in the UK unless you had a National Insurance number. If that is the case what is the purpose of this #BritCard?
September 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I was under the impression you couldn't work in the UK unless you had a National Insurance number. If that is the case what is the purpose of this #BritCard?
So..... See you all next Rapture?
September 24, 2025 at 8:17 AM
So..... See you all next Rapture?
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was going to make a joke about the rapture but it just isn't happening.
September 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
was going to make a joke about the rapture but it just isn't happening.
So the guy who just a few days ago stood there and declared his loathing and hatred for his political adversaries, is now stood in front of the UN and telling them he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize????
September 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
So the guy who just a few days ago stood there and declared his loathing and hatred for his political adversaries, is now stood in front of the UN and telling them he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize????
What time does the Rapture start? I'm trying to decide if it's worth spending money on some things for dinner tonight or not.
September 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
What time does the Rapture start? I'm trying to decide if it's worth spending money on some things for dinner tonight or not.