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Doug Hoyt
@doug4days.bsky.social
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Urgent care #thegamerofalltime
The exterior of an Urgent Care building with a speech bubble coming from inside: “AAAAHHH!!!” The Gamer is yelling in the waiting room “I JUST DROPPED ALL MY VIRTUAL GAME CARDS!!!,” gesturing in front of him on the ground. Other people in the waiting room look concerned. Close up of The Gamer adjusting his glasses and clarifying, “…JUST KIDDING”
October 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Baseball #thegamerofalltime
The Seattle Mariners hold up their MVP, The Gamer, who is holding up a trophy labeled #1. The coach says tearfully, “YA DID IT, SON! THAT BACKWARDS LONG JUMP ‘A YERS DONE WON US THE WORLD SERIES!” A person wearing a Mario mascot costume dumps out a large bucket of Gamerade.
October 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Iceberg #thegamerofalltime
2 pirate lackeys looking panicked. One is pointing ahead and shouts “CAPTAIN, WE’RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THAT ICEBERG!” The Gamer of All Time appears, dressed as the ship’s captain. He says “YEAH, WE ARE.” We zoom out and it’s the youtube Mario 64 iceberg, labeled (from top to bottom) HALF A PRESS, SPACEWORLD ‘95 BETA, L IS REAL 2401, SECRET AQUARIUM, GOT MILK, ‘ALLY WITH INFO,’ 121st STAR, WARIO APPARITION, NFR CARTRIDGE DIFFERENCES, SHARED NIGHTMARES
October 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Could Trog return?
March 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Dentist appointment #thegamerofalltime #comics
November 24, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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What a shame! #comics #thegamerofalltime
November 24, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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No one tell him about boxing #comics #thegamerofalltime
November 24, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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He is there #comics #thegamerofalltime
November 24, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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Comic about grocery shopping #comics #thegamerofalltime
November 24, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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Jerry’s Clever Pictures BGM (made with Playdate Pulp)
November 24, 2024 at 3:39 PM