November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Can anyone please track down the lore on this maxed out strength slider custom character blue jays fan right behind home plate
October 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Can anyone please track down the lore on this maxed out strength slider custom character blue jays fan right behind home plate
Sent bestie a pic of my sad courtroom lunch and she said "it's like a grown up lunchable"
August 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Sent bestie a pic of my sad courtroom lunch and she said "it's like a grown up lunchable"
Reposted by Doug James
Keep reposting! Tell the world!
June 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Keep reposting! Tell the world!
This sounds like something Tracy Jordan would casually drop into conversation on 30 Rock
May 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This sounds like something Tracy Jordan would casually drop into conversation on 30 Rock
Normal people when they zone out: ....
Me when I zone out: Deep substrate foliated kalkite
Me when I zone out: Deep substrate foliated kalkite
May 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Normal people when they zone out: ....
Me when I zone out: Deep substrate foliated kalkite
Me when I zone out: Deep substrate foliated kalkite
Here's a new one: getting a call from an angry boomer lady screeching about people at my "business" who don't speak English and are calling her, bookended by her threat to call the cops on my "business" if I don't leave her the fuck alone
April 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Here's a new one: getting a call from an angry boomer lady screeching about people at my "business" who don't speak English and are calling her, bookended by her threat to call the cops on my "business" if I don't leave her the fuck alone
Well I ugly cried at the space wizards show again
April 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Well I ugly cried at the space wizards show again
I really love that one of his last official acts as Pope and on earth was to make JD Vance feel bad about himself. No compunction about using the power of Catholic guilt against fascists
April 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I really love that one of his last official acts as Pope and on earth was to make JD Vance feel bad about himself. No compunction about using the power of Catholic guilt against fascists
I always just assumed the people bleating about "the deep state" were just another brand of conspiracy theorist concerned with delusional constructions about how government operates. And certainly that's a large percentage of them.
March 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I always just assumed the people bleating about "the deep state" were just another brand of conspiracy theorist concerned with delusional constructions about how government operates. And certainly that's a large percentage of them.
Reposted by Doug James
sick of the nightly dreams summoning me to the ziggurat
March 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
sick of the nightly dreams summoning me to the ziggurat
#ECCC2025 rebel commando cosplay came together pretty well! Kids cosplayed as their D&D characters. Star Wars points to whomever figures out what the aurebesh on my helmet says
March 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
#ECCC2025 rebel commando cosplay came together pretty well! Kids cosplayed as their D&D characters. Star Wars points to whomever figures out what the aurebesh on my helmet says
The United States is burning through plot too fast. It's like we're getting cancelled or something oh shit wait
February 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The United States is burning through plot too fast. It's like we're getting cancelled or something oh shit wait
If you see this, post a gif from one of your comfort shows.
And no, Monkey Lizard, we're keeping the dance theme
And no, Monkey Lizard, we're keeping the dance theme
February 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
If you see this, post a gif from one of your comfort shows.
And no, Monkey Lizard, we're keeping the dance theme
And no, Monkey Lizard, we're keeping the dance theme
Besties the court ruled in our favor before 4 pm
February 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Besties the court ruled in our favor before 4 pm
I am getting over the flu and had to argue a motion in the court of appeals today while absolutely hopped up on dayquil and I'm worried this is how I looked
February 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I am getting over the flu and had to argue a motion in the court of appeals today while absolutely hopped up on dayquil and I'm worried this is how I looked
[not accomplishing distracting myself]
What if the plan is to bankrupt and collapse the federal government due to sheer volume of forthcoming employment lawsuits
What if the plan is to bankrupt and collapse the federal government due to sheer volume of forthcoming employment lawsuits
January 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
[not accomplishing distracting myself]
What if the plan is to bankrupt and collapse the federal government due to sheer volume of forthcoming employment lawsuits
What if the plan is to bankrupt and collapse the federal government due to sheer volume of forthcoming employment lawsuits
Self-distraction post:
Should I ditch the endor rebel comicon cosplay that I've been working on for months and poured an embarrassing amount of money into
And buy this + bro capris + beach loafers and go as Melshi (Vacation Dad Variant)
Yes I know the pattern isn't right but it's close
Should I ditch the endor rebel comicon cosplay that I've been working on for months and poured an embarrassing amount of money into
And buy this + bro capris + beach loafers and go as Melshi (Vacation Dad Variant)
Yes I know the pattern isn't right but it's close
January 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Self-distraction post:
Should I ditch the endor rebel comicon cosplay that I've been working on for months and poured an embarrassing amount of money into
And buy this + bro capris + beach loafers and go as Melshi (Vacation Dad Variant)
Yes I know the pattern isn't right but it's close
Should I ditch the endor rebel comicon cosplay that I've been working on for months and poured an embarrassing amount of money into
And buy this + bro capris + beach loafers and go as Melshi (Vacation Dad Variant)
Yes I know the pattern isn't right but it's close
Me, making a joke to justify the dad tax on my son's peppermint hot chocolate: gotta make sure it's not poison
My son, owning me: dad, nothing's poison, except for snakes
My son, owning me: dad, nothing's poison, except for snakes
December 31, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Me, making a joke to justify the dad tax on my son's peppermint hot chocolate: gotta make sure it's not poison
My son, owning me: dad, nothing's poison, except for snakes
My son, owning me: dad, nothing's poison, except for snakes
Ahhhh bluesky is finally starting to feel like home
December 26, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Ahhhh bluesky is finally starting to feel like home
Just had a Christmas Eve lightsaber battle in the park with my son that went so hard that my Darth Vader lightsaber broke
December 25, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Just had a Christmas Eve lightsaber battle in the park with my son that went so hard that my Darth Vader lightsaber broke