Just checked and he's still alive

"And next week kids I'm off to visit Uncle Achmed Tumble in Riyadh"

Course my nan liked Nigel in his younger days too

Makes my nan go all wobbly

Timmy Lea, always trying to improve himself by reading books in between the mad shagging

Is there a sexier 70's trio than these three?

"The girl who normally does this was caught making eyes at the stable boy so we sacked her on the spot. I rather regret that now."

"The British public will never forgive the Elites for this monstrous betrayal."

Don't be fooled by the cover - it's actually a really shit album

BREAKING: President Trump tries to deflect continuing questions about the Epstein client list by insisting there are more relevant and important questions to answer, such as why Donald Duck doesn't wear any pants, what exactly is a gerund and whether Paul is dead

I know he's an old man but John Cleese looks like he's had his head scrambled with Graeme Garden's

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Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery!

"That money was just resting in my account."

"Another one?"
"... No. No we best be getting back."
"Ach, fuck 'em, let 'em carry on without us."
"But we have a responsibility, don't we?"
"Look. If anyone had told me that becoming a Reform councillor would mean having to actually attend meetings and stuff then I'd have told them to shove it!"