Why isn’t Trump is prison? Jesus.

Nosferatu 2024! Amazing! #nosferatu

So. The government is nazi now?

These 6 days between Christmas and New Year's are the only time of year you should strive to do absolutely fucking nothing. Make zero progress. Take all the time off. Go on vacation from your vacation. Be the least impressive version of yourself. Transform into a couch.

I wonder when the Bermuda Triangle lost its mysterious powers. It’s quite a peaceful place now.

Hail gingerbread Paimon! #hereditarymovie

As you age, it's ridiculous how fast bird-watching creeps up on you. You spend your whole life being 100% indifferent to birds, and then one day you're like "damn is that a yellow-rumped warbler"

I'm tired of people saying "here's my go-to lazy meal" and then they start chopping an onion.