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Management janitor parading up 🇪🇸🇸🇪🇳🇱
Cancer survivor thx public healthcare
Art, music, books, scifi by choice
Cats & dogs enthusiast
Nerdy & niche
Born 335ppm
she/her
#UBI
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Esa esquina de la librería
December 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Free tip to the poorly-lighted brains behind this AI ad:

Get a native European-Spanish copywriter to review your work, so you don’t burn a marketing fortune on broadcasting to a TAM of 50 million people

“Make your tasks even more difficult to solve”

instead of

“Simplify your hardest tasks”

🙃
December 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The book “Maskerade”! (Terry Pratchett) I have it on my lap right now, reading it once again over the weekend. It always brings me joy, and helped me cope in my troubled teen years back in the day. No matter how many times I read it, it makes me laugh and lose sense of time 🥰
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
YouTube right now be like
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
September 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Me looking at the first images of Netflix’s #PrideandPrejudice like
September 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
September 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
September 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Project Hail Mary: movie trailer.

I so agree with this dude.
July 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Noted
May 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
A Monday blessing
#catsofbluesky #cats
March 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Teeny-tiny home-library setup ☑️
February 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I swear I’m not a cat
January 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
That feeling when there’s bread and a jar of double-garlic Andalusian extra-virgin olive-oil mayo and nobody in the room to stop you
January 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals ♥️
December 24, 2024 at 10:19 AM
December 3, 2024 at 7:14 PM

Cuypers Library, Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 PM
My friends got me an art supplies calendar that I was lovingly eyeing while trying very hard to not buy. I cannot thank them enough because this year is being a handful and EOY weeks will bring peak stress levels.

Day 1 is a blue acrylic Sharpie that works beautifully even on black paper 🥰
December 1, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Friday at midnight:
#caturday
November 9, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Awfully intense week with jobseeking, interviews with dumpster fire companies, and event networking (and witnessing US elections) 🫠

… but on glorious things that money can’t buy, last two nights back on my way home cats approached me to demand pets 🥰

Happy #caturday everyone!

1/2 Thursday night:
November 9, 2024 at 11:48 AM
November 6, 2024 at 1:37 PM
I made a thing
#MaggieSmith
#DowntownAbbey
🐉❤️
October 8, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Midnight and first hours of Friday is the top attendance time at my neighbourhood's gym and something tells me that such level of occupancy is not caused by the cleaning crew
September 23, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Success
September 21, 2024 at 9:31 PM