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Deanna.. I told you that you look good in leather but this may be taking it too... who am I kidding.. let's go to my quarters...
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Deanna.. I told you that you look good in leather but this may be taking it too... who am I kidding.. let's go to my quarters...
The face of "When can I eat this treat?"
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The face of "When can I eat this treat?"
Guy: so they call you Mr. Miracle because you can get out of any cage, prison, or situation with ease?
Mr. Miracle: no. Did you see my wife? Everyone thinks I have Lex Luthor money when they see her...
Mr. Miracle: no. Did you see my wife? Everyone thinks I have Lex Luthor money when they see her...
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Guy: so they call you Mr. Miracle because you can get out of any cage, prison, or situation with ease?
Mr. Miracle: no. Did you see my wife? Everyone thinks I have Lex Luthor money when they see her...
Mr. Miracle: no. Did you see my wife? Everyone thinks I have Lex Luthor money when they see her...
*Dad sitting on the toilet laughing like a mad man*
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
*Dad sitting on the toilet laughing like a mad man*
They say it's portable but the Manager of McDonald's, the responding officers, the DA, the judge, and the parole board disagreed.
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
They say it's portable but the Manager of McDonald's, the responding officers, the DA, the judge, and the parole board disagreed.
I have a guy you need to talk to...
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I have a guy you need to talk to...
Well.. at least I'm old enough that I hope dementia eliminates that picture from my brain first when the time comes...
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Well.. at least I'm old enough that I hope dementia eliminates that picture from my brain first when the time comes...
When the fudgsicle machine broke and everyone else saw tragedy one man who had a dream and 12 empty Coke cans saw an opportunity. This is his story...
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
When the fudgsicle machine broke and everyone else saw tragedy one man who had a dream and 12 empty Coke cans saw an opportunity. This is his story...
Meanwhile at Mark Zuckerberg's house...
a cartoon of a man holding a stack of money in front of a window
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a stack of money in front of a window
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Meanwhile at Mark Zuckerberg's house...
Note to self don't stand behind She Hulk when she is doing aerobics no matter how tempting it may be...
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Note to self don't stand behind She Hulk when she is doing aerobics no matter how tempting it may be...
Can I add one?
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Can I add one?
This picture is the start of someone's fetish.
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This picture is the start of someone's fetish.
Is there a better TV Dad than Ben Sisko? Because if so I really need to add that TV show to my reparenting Playlist.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Is there a better TV Dad than Ben Sisko? Because if so I really need to add that TV show to my reparenting Playlist.
*wakes up* wait don't I get worker's compensation for this? Nice... *passes out*
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 AM
*wakes up* wait don't I get worker's compensation for this? Nice... *passes out*
Mr. Barkley! It wasn't funny yesterday. It's not funny today and it surely won't be funny tomorrow!
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Mr. Barkley! It wasn't funny yesterday. It's not funny today and it surely won't be funny tomorrow!
The difference with most guys is that it will look like we have an entire uncooked loaf of bread that fell on the floor strapped to the front of our shirts...
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
The difference with most guys is that it will look like we have an entire uncooked loaf of bread that fell on the floor strapped to the front of our shirts...
Same energy...
a group of people are dancing in a club with the words make gifs at gifsoup.com on the bottom right
ALT: a group of people are dancing in a club with the words make gifs at gifsoup.com on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Same energy...
Morale trend...
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Morale trend...
