Just realized how much tattoos cost. Not very punk.
April 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Just realized how much tattoos cost. Not very punk.
It’s the first of the month
March 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It’s the first of the month
I’m doing Woodward this summer
February 27, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I’m doing Woodward this summer
Marinara on my yoga clothes
February 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Marinara on my yoga clothes
Please tell me what a primary inbox is
February 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Please tell me what a primary inbox is
Only a matter of time before I figure out who JellyRole is
February 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Only a matter of time before I figure out who JellyRole is
Egg prices. Wow. You’d think it was tamago
February 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Egg prices. Wow. You’d think it was tamago
Truth social. More like Deez Nuts
January 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Truth social. More like Deez Nuts
I’m DOING my taxes
but I’m GETTING a shingle
but I’m GETTING a shingle
January 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’m DOING my taxes
but I’m GETTING a shingle
but I’m GETTING a shingle
My eBay seller rating is 🔥
December 11, 2024 at 4:24 AM
My eBay seller rating is 🔥
Anyone else using ChatGPT to write customer complaint emails?
December 4, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Anyone else using ChatGPT to write customer complaint emails?
It’s the first of the month
December 1, 2024 at 7:42 PM
It’s the first of the month
What’s up with feel-good kids movies having dumb waiters
November 24, 2024 at 5:01 PM
What’s up with feel-good kids movies having dumb waiters
Bedtime for babies
November 24, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Bedtime for babies
I own more vacuums than I do butter knives
November 23, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I own more vacuums than I do butter knives
Selling my kidneys on fb marketplace
November 23, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Selling my kidneys on fb marketplace
Tonight I went to Trader Joe’s and bought some chili. The cashier asked if I “wanted a spoon”!! I was almost offended then realized I had my Halliburton jacket on.
November 22, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Tonight I went to Trader Joe’s and bought some chili. The cashier asked if I “wanted a spoon”!! I was almost offended then realized I had my Halliburton jacket on.
Company is Latin for With Bread
November 21, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Company is Latin for With Bread
I’m at a point in my life where I want to start breaking into cars
November 20, 2024 at 3:32 AM
I’m at a point in my life where I want to start breaking into cars
Sitting here watching a Skyrizi commercial thinking “maybe I am an artist”
November 18, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Sitting here watching a Skyrizi commercial thinking “maybe I am an artist”