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Jake Hildreth
@dotdot.horse
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- [REDACTED]’s husband
- Bear's dad
- Recovering sysadmin
- Microsoft MVP (PowerShell/Identity)
- Forever student
- Open-Source Toolmaker
- Whisk(e)y fan
- College football fan (Go Blue!)
- Stuff: https://dotdot.horse
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July 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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@jimsycurity.adminsdholder.com and I both get confused by @fabian.bader.cloud photos
Jim Sykora: Sometimes when I'm scrolling LinkedIn and I scroll past a photo of Fabian Bader and I have to scroll back to realize it wasn't you. Me: Me too.
March 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Yesterday morning, I woke up to an email from Microsoft with the subject "Congratulations on your Microsoft MVP award". I immediately thought it was a phish, but I dug a bit further.

It's real! 🤯 I was selected as an MVP in "PowerShell" and "Identity & Access"!
March 2, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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February 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Me this morning
A Distracted Boyfriend meme. The boyfriend (labeled 'horse') is holding hands with the lady labeled 'AD CS' and distracted by the lady labeled 'NTLM Relay'.
December 17, 2024 at 11:26 AM
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So close, Canva.
Searching Canva for clip art using the term "pixel goomba". The top result is an icon of a mortar board with the letters "MBA" below it. The second result is cartoonish goo. The author of this text is shaking his head at the robots.
December 7, 2024 at 11:17 AM
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@dotdot.horse’s Spotify Wrapped. Top Artists are Flying Lotus, Russian Circles, Humanity’s Last Breath, and Max Richter.
December 7, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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I learned today that War Pigs can be sung to the tune of Deck The Halls.
A tweet from @maxgladstone that reads: "This is your annual reminder that you can sing Black Sabbath's "War Pigs" to the tune of "Deck the Halls" and vice versa." There is a follow-up tweet also: "For clarity: 'Gen'rals gathered in their masses fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laaaa Just like witches at black masses fa-la-la-la-laaaa'"
December 2, 2023 at 10:37 PM
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Media?
2 “Battle of I-75” IPAs from Juniper Brewing
November 27, 2023 at 2:20 AM
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Multiple choice list with "ALL THE ABOVE" selected and underlined.
August 2, 2023 at 11:21 AM
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A fifth of Wild Turkey 101 and a rocks glass containing at generous shot of Wild Turkey 101.
July 9, 2023 at 10:33 AM
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Me and [REDACTED] being our best selves.
A goofy man in a wide brimmed blue hate and glasses making a goofy grin besides a cute blonde lady wearing two braids and sunglasses. She is sticking her tongue out. They are very much in love.
June 13, 2023 at 1:42 AM
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It was a 2002, but yeah
May 25, 2023 at 1:48 PM
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Yes today, Satan!

@thedevil.bsky.social
May 19, 2023 at 11:33 AM
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Pretty Bluesky
A blue sky above rolling clouds as seen from an airplane window
April 30, 2023 at 11:39 PM