Righteous Messenger of Destruction
@dotcomrade.bsky.social
All-domain Anomaly Resolution intern
love to enter rest mode
May 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
love to enter rest mode
jb bickering at the staff
April 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
jb bickering at the staff
i want my piggyback piggyback piggyback… piggyyy - piggyback ride, piggy piggyback ride
March 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
i want my piggyback piggyback piggyback… piggyyy - piggyback ride, piggy piggyback ride
herabody therabody everywhere a body-body
January 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
herabody therabody everywhere a body-body
tired: involuntary manslaughter…
wired: voluntary man’s laughter!
wired: voluntary man’s laughter!
December 26, 2024 at 10:00 PM
tired: involuntary manslaughter…
wired: voluntary man’s laughter!
wired: voluntary man’s laughter!
dave’s killer: bread (he had diabetes and celiac disease, RIP)
December 6, 2024 at 3:03 PM
dave’s killer: bread (he had diabetes and celiac disease, RIP)
they should make a VR flight simulator that actually teleports you to where you land
November 25, 2024 at 4:42 PM
they should make a VR flight simulator that actually teleports you to where you land
tfw when you learn it doesn't mean the fuck? what
May 1, 2024 at 3:11 AM
tfw when you learn it doesn't mean the fuck? what
siggis is the best yogurt because typing autocorrects it to doggos
April 27, 2024 at 12:37 PM
siggis is the best yogurt because typing autocorrects it to doggos
“my ride is here” i say with a shit-eating grin as a parked ambulance’s lights rotate, awaiting a kick in the nuts from a loved one
April 3, 2024 at 4:06 AM
“my ride is here” i say with a shit-eating grin as a parked ambulance’s lights rotate, awaiting a kick in the nuts from a loved one
boeing 737? more like boning 24/7
March 13, 2024 at 5:22 PM
boeing 737? more like boning 24/7
“there are raisins in those meatballs” is what everyone says to me in the dreams where i’m in high school and realize i’m in my underwear
January 15, 2024 at 12:26 AM
“there are raisins in those meatballs” is what everyone says to me in the dreams where i’m in high school and realize i’m in my underwear
why?, the who, and the yeah yeah yeahs walk into a bar…
December 23, 2023 at 5:57 AM
why?, the who, and the yeah yeah yeahs walk into a bar…
calling someone “boss” is the chill low key capitalism version of calling someone “comrade”
October 4, 2023 at 2:14 AM
calling someone “boss” is the chill low key capitalism version of calling someone “comrade”
re-tired my wheels, effectively retiring my tires
September 24, 2023 at 1:37 PM
re-tired my wheels, effectively retiring my tires
has anyone said “she beetle on my juice until i musical” yet?
September 17, 2023 at 4:38 AM
has anyone said “she beetle on my juice until i musical” yet?
seems unsafe that i keep getting prompted while driving to: text “stop” to 5-M-I-L-E-S
September 2, 2023 at 5:55 PM
seems unsafe that i keep getting prompted while driving to: text “stop” to 5-M-I-L-E-S
the early bird gets.. the worm? pass
August 22, 2023 at 12:00 PM
the early bird gets.. the worm? pass
in my lab, work-shopping guy dinner recipes like "popcorn, 6 dill pickle spears and sourdough bread dunked in baba ghanoush"
July 28, 2023 at 11:18 PM
in my lab, work-shopping guy dinner recipes like "popcorn, 6 dill pickle spears and sourdough bread dunked in baba ghanoush"