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And yet it could get even worse.
Brad Pitt in Snatch
October 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Results may vary
Man with ears all over his body from David Cronenberg's Crimes of the Future.
October 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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"We're getting the band back together for one last job."
Photo of the sign for the infamous Lincoln Towing service in Chicago
September 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Screamin' Jay Hawkins in Perdita Durango and it isn't even close
Screamin' Jay Hawkins wielding a shotgun in front of a Mexican hideout
August 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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If you see this, post a bad woman you love
Tura Satana putting a man in an arm lock in Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!
August 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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*taps the sign*
Bluesky post from November 8, 2025, saying: So do people really think he's going to serve out his full presidential term? I'll honestly be surprised if he makes it past midterms.
July 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Werner Herzog speech bubble
July 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Tom Robbins in a human skin suit on "I Think You Should Leave"
June 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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That wasn't her butthole, Dude. #fthismoviefest
March 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Oaxacan cheese?
Photo of a ball of Oaxaca cheese
October 19, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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So there's a show that's buried on HBO Max (fuck Zaslav, that's what I'm calling it) titled Fired on Mars, that's basically this, and it's also Office Space on Mars, which is also what this is. It's really funny, and also strangely serendipitous that I just binged it. People should check it out.
And lest you think a trip to Mars is too pricey for most people, Musk has said he intend fit there to be "loans available due those who don't have money," and jobs on the Red Planet for colonists to pay off their debts. Some critics say Musk's plans resemble an interplanetary form of indentured servitude.
October 18, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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C'mooon, Universe. I need this!
Google maps result for a McDonald Lawn & Landscaping in Pennsylvania.
October 16, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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Obligatory
Cover of Aphex Twin's Richard D James album, featuring a picture of Richard James with a sinister grin
October 13, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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He was also the sexiest of the existentialist (sexistentialist?)
Photo of Albert Camus smoldering like the half-burned cigarette in his mouth.
October 4, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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*Someone* is certainly paying a price in the marketplace for last night
Screenshot of Trump Media & Technology Group tanking following Trump's debate loss
September 11, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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Just putting this here today for no reason
August 13, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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If you see this post a wolf
Maury Chaykin as Nero Wolf
June 6, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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Wait, what?
May 29, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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I keep trying to make "The Ides of Marjoe" a thing in my circle of friends, but noooooooo
Marjoe Gorner posing with something resembling, but not actually called, a lightsaber in Starcrash
May 3, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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CosMc's Dispensary was right there, and they already have a kickass mascot in their back pocket!
December 14, 2023 at 2:09 AM