dot (snapdragon830 on twitter)
@dot-830.bsky.social
wife, mom, goofball, nerd; dog mom, liberal, science enabler, Janeite, reader, Cubs fan, Midwesterner; she/her
Teddy Roosevelt would beat the shit out of this twat.
And yes, they do sound like porn titles. 🙄
And yes, they do sound like porn titles. 🙄
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Teddy Roosevelt would beat the shit out of this twat.
And yes, they do sound like porn titles. 🙄
And yes, they do sound like porn titles. 🙄
At least one person, usually a woman, tells me they love my shirt every time I wear it.
September 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
At least one person, usually a woman, tells me they love my shirt every time I wear it.
Our pup had surgery to remove a bump from his face and lumps from his belly. Ordinarily, he hates having his picture taken, but he didn’t mind post surgery.
If he needed a yearbook photo, this would be it.
If he needed a yearbook photo, this would be it.
May 31, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Our pup had surgery to remove a bump from his face and lumps from his belly. Ordinarily, he hates having his picture taken, but he didn’t mind post surgery.
If he needed a yearbook photo, this would be it.
If he needed a yearbook photo, this would be it.
@averageguy.bsky.social Here’s a favorite
May 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
@averageguy.bsky.social Here’s a favorite
@averageguy.bsky.social Truck hanging out on the driveway. No, it doesn’t always look like that.
December 20, 2024 at 5:17 AM
@averageguy.bsky.social Truck hanging out on the driveway. No, it doesn’t always look like that.
I got to pet this Clydesdale last week. He was very soft and accommodating.
That is not me in the picture.
That is not me in the picture.
November 5, 2024 at 1:47 AM
I got to pet this Clydesdale last week. He was very soft and accommodating.
That is not me in the picture.
That is not me in the picture.
So is Katy’s pal elno gonna brick her cybertruck for this or…?
November 4, 2024 at 6:08 AM
So is Katy’s pal elno gonna brick her cybertruck for this or…?
What a dipshit who doesn’t know the law.
October 27, 2024 at 4:22 AM
What a dipshit who doesn’t know the law.
I assume they’re enjoying the break from them.*
*This should not be interpreted as sympathy for either. They’re as horrible as their husbands, but even horrible people don’t like every other horrible person.
*This should not be interpreted as sympathy for either. They’re as horrible as their husbands, but even horrible people don’t like every other horrible person.
October 23, 2024 at 2:15 AM
I assume they’re enjoying the break from them.*
*This should not be interpreted as sympathy for either. They’re as horrible as their husbands, but even horrible people don’t like every other horrible person.
*This should not be interpreted as sympathy for either. They’re as horrible as their husbands, but even horrible people don’t like every other horrible person.
show me your pet and what they’re named after
October 19, 2024 at 3:22 AM
show me your pet and what they’re named after
It looks great on the back of our 6-yo, paid-for 3.
Fuck that guy.
Fuck that guy.
October 18, 2024 at 4:12 AM
It looks great on the back of our 6-yo, paid-for 3.
Fuck that guy.
Fuck that guy.
My 81-yo dad, y’all, as he was heading out to see his PCP.
October 17, 2024 at 2:01 AM
My 81-yo dad, y’all, as he was heading out to see his PCP.