SPROTTY FARTIN ON THE PLANE
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
SPROTTY FARTIN ON THE PLANE
I didn’t know it was there, many years ago this local yokel tried to take the piss out us, Greg told him to look in the mirror, he was in a shell suit, curly hair and had loads of sovereigns on his fingers and he was seriously going “calm down calm down” to us, we were creased up arfing
September 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I didn’t know it was there, many years ago this local yokel tried to take the piss out us, Greg told him to look in the mirror, he was in a shell suit, curly hair and had loads of sovereigns on his fingers and he was seriously going “calm down calm down” to us, we were creased up arfing
Arf this new toy is boss
September 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Arf this new toy is boss
Thought you was flicking Vs
September 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Thought you was flicking Vs
I forgot Bluesky existed
September 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I forgot Bluesky existed
Arf! Everyone left him to get eaten by ants
September 14, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Arf! Everyone left him to get eaten by ants
They have vodka on their cornflakes
July 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
They have vodka on their cornflakes
She went the flying pig for her tea, I stayed on the ale
July 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
She went the flying pig for her tea, I stayed on the ale
I’m only just havin a swill before I go out
July 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I’m only just havin a swill before I go out
And pavements, they waddle, hold hands an have dogs thinking they’re the only people around
July 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
And pavements, they waddle, hold hands an have dogs thinking they’re the only people around