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November 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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High and drunk drunk and higH
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
High and drunk drunk and higH
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In sharp contrast to the moral world view I shaped growing up,
is the current very open and indiscriminate murdering.
is the current very open and indiscriminate murdering.
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
In sharp contrast to the moral world view I shaped growing up,
is the current very open and indiscriminate murdering.
is the current very open and indiscriminate murdering.
Will we ever deserve the performer who trains for years and develops the skill to shoot shit out of his/her/their ass upwards into a spinning ceiling fan?
October 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Will we ever deserve the performer who trains for years and develops the skill to shoot shit out of his/her/their ass upwards into a spinning ceiling fan?
We’ve got a major opportunity here.
October 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
We’ve got a major opportunity here.
B L A Z E 🌻
(through all of this)
(through all of this)
July 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
B L A Z E 🌻
(through all of this)
(through all of this)
Yes yes, but don’t forget, if you have diarrhea and for whatever reason fuck your ass with a dildo, pull it out and sniff it, it’s still Gavin Newsom.
June 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Yes yes, but don’t forget, if you have diarrhea and for whatever reason fuck your ass with a dildo, pull it out and sniff it, it’s still Gavin Newsom.
Sleeping well, getting things done, but can’t properly shit.
June 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Sleeping well, getting things done, but can’t properly shit.
Trump is the worst possible USA monster, you say?
I say there’ll be even worse popping up soon enough!
I say there’ll be even worse popping up soon enough!
June 9, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Trump is the worst possible USA monster, you say?
I say there’ll be even worse popping up soon enough!
I say there’ll be even worse popping up soon enough!
Why is it that when birds eagerly want to fight and fuck, fuck and fight, they keep killing themselves by flying into windows?
Since they seldom do it otherwise, it just seems like very odd timing? Highly contra productive?
Since they seldom do it otherwise, it just seems like very odd timing? Highly contra productive?
June 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Why is it that when birds eagerly want to fight and fuck, fuck and fight, they keep killing themselves by flying into windows?
Since they seldom do it otherwise, it just seems like very odd timing? Highly contra productive?
Since they seldom do it otherwise, it just seems like very odd timing? Highly contra productive?
In a country where both are prohibited, I grow and smoke my own weed.
I do this with the full knowledge that my activities are to the detriment of society as a whole, and that people will die because of it.
I do this with the full knowledge that my activities are to the detriment of society as a whole, and that people will die because of it.
June 7, 2025 at 8:08 AM
In a country where both are prohibited, I grow and smoke my own weed.
I do this with the full knowledge that my activities are to the detriment of society as a whole, and that people will die because of it.
I do this with the full knowledge that my activities are to the detriment of society as a whole, and that people will die because of it.
They’re equally vile and imbecilic, but physically Mark Zuckerberg is far uglier than Elon Musk. #fact
One look at that curly pork rind is like being infected by the rage virus of 28 Days Later.
#information
One look at that curly pork rind is like being infected by the rage virus of 28 Days Later.
#information
June 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
They’re equally vile and imbecilic, but physically Mark Zuckerberg is far uglier than Elon Musk. #fact
One look at that curly pork rind is like being infected by the rage virus of 28 Days Later.
#information
One look at that curly pork rind is like being infected by the rage virus of 28 Days Later.
#information
Involuntary (wo)manslaughter
As you’re sleeping, your horny woman friend puts your limp cock in her wet pussy, gently rides you, manages to arouse that dormant diq which swells like some fairytale beanstalk ripping her apart and through the roof and into the night sky.
As you’re sleeping, your horny woman friend puts your limp cock in her wet pussy, gently rides you, manages to arouse that dormant diq which swells like some fairytale beanstalk ripping her apart and through the roof and into the night sky.
May 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Involuntary (wo)manslaughter
As you’re sleeping, your horny woman friend puts your limp cock in her wet pussy, gently rides you, manages to arouse that dormant diq which swells like some fairytale beanstalk ripping her apart and through the roof and into the night sky.
As you’re sleeping, your horny woman friend puts your limp cock in her wet pussy, gently rides you, manages to arouse that dormant diq which swells like some fairytale beanstalk ripping her apart and through the roof and into the night sky.
So tired I fear my ass will blow up as soon as I go to sleep.
May 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
So tired I fear my ass will blow up as soon as I go to sleep.
Whenever someone with a platform says “Next time, don’t miss!” people from all over the political spectrum react with horror and condemnation.
But looking at it from the cold logic spectrum - if the murder of one individual prevents the deaths of ten thousand others, a bullseye hit is preferable?
But looking at it from the cold logic spectrum - if the murder of one individual prevents the deaths of ten thousand others, a bullseye hit is preferable?
May 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Whenever someone with a platform says “Next time, don’t miss!” people from all over the political spectrum react with horror and condemnation.
But looking at it from the cold logic spectrum - if the murder of one individual prevents the deaths of ten thousand others, a bullseye hit is preferable?
But looking at it from the cold logic spectrum - if the murder of one individual prevents the deaths of ten thousand others, a bullseye hit is preferable?
Out of respect for my Bluesky fan base I’d like to inform you that there’s a hole in my underwear. One of my testicles wants to hang out of that hole. This is not comfortable, but endurable.
May 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Out of respect for my Bluesky fan base I’d like to inform you that there’s a hole in my underwear. One of my testicles wants to hang out of that hole. This is not comfortable, but endurable.
Half your life you look down upon ”dumb” people, you value intelligence, you’re somewhat of a narcissist so you view yourself as one of the intelligent individuals.
Then you realize your cognitive abilities are poor.
You are judgy, i.e. dumb - an observation everyone else made long ago.
Then you realize your cognitive abilities are poor.
You are judgy, i.e. dumb - an observation everyone else made long ago.
May 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Half your life you look down upon ”dumb” people, you value intelligence, you’re somewhat of a narcissist so you view yourself as one of the intelligent individuals.
Then you realize your cognitive abilities are poor.
You are judgy, i.e. dumb - an observation everyone else made long ago.
Then you realize your cognitive abilities are poor.
You are judgy, i.e. dumb - an observation everyone else made long ago.
Let’s get together in threes, braid our anuses together, and shit hard on ESC.
May 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Let’s get together in threes, braid our anuses together, and shit hard on ESC.
When evaluating hotness, on a reasonable size piece of paper and readable to a standard human eye, would it be possible to create a comparative graph on which both Taylor Swift and Donald Trump were included?
May 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
When evaluating hotness, on a reasonable size piece of paper and readable to a standard human eye, would it be possible to create a comparative graph on which both Taylor Swift and Donald Trump were included?
Absolut power:
Taking a leviathan sized shit on a country and still have its most highly regarded politicians, leaders and judges fight over who gets to suck you dick. And then repeat.
Taking a leviathan sized shit on a country and still have its most highly regarded politicians, leaders and judges fight over who gets to suck you dick. And then repeat.
May 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Absolut power:
Taking a leviathan sized shit on a country and still have its most highly regarded politicians, leaders and judges fight over who gets to suck you dick. And then repeat.
Taking a leviathan sized shit on a country and still have its most highly regarded politicians, leaders and judges fight over who gets to suck you dick. And then repeat.
Right now in my time zone is a good time to go to bed, fall asleep and never wake up.
May 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Right now in my time zone is a good time to go to bed, fall asleep and never wake up.
Never assume we’ve reached some kind of nadir.
It can and it will become a whole lot dumber than this.
It can and it will become a whole lot dumber than this.
May 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Never assume we’ve reached some kind of nadir.
It can and it will become a whole lot dumber than this.
It can and it will become a whole lot dumber than this.