A. The original Matlock came on on Tuesday nights. One of the nights my mom worked night shift. For my father, that meant it was a drink until you pass out in front of the TV night, usually in just a T-shirt and boxers. I would get that thing out of his boxers and suck it good. Memories!!!!

The "dad" is one of the guys from Amateur Straight Guys, right?

Romo is a butter face, but is likely the better fuck. After all, Brady essentially got left for the local karate guy.

My dad spanked us bare assed. That's how I realized I wanted to taste my older brothers' butt holes.

Life progression: D to A to C to reluctant B

A, C, B, D

That looks yummy.

Why do we always have to choose just one?

Back when I was the young man, it was definitely C, teasing me for the bigger thing to come.

Yummy!!!!

He looks like one of my sons and I would take him balls deep until he bred me with my grandbabies.

A hole like that should be denied dick until it recognizes raw is law.

Even my doctor knows my hole is a no latex zone.

Feeling the next guy in line slide it into your cum filled gives it a run for its money.

Adult Bookstore on the route home from work. Wife worked late on Monday and Wednesday. 90 minutes to get as much dick as I could by pressing my ass to the glory hole.

Something wrong with that?

They get mad. But do they put their pants on?

Friday nights in the dorm 1984-1987. Memories!!!

You should do the Red Dress Run in New Orleans.