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DorkusMcPorkus 🔞
@dorkusmcporkus.bsky.social
She/Her. That lady from Twitter who does the music and funnies. 🔞. Find my tunes on bandcamp (https://tapelady.bandcamp.com/) and most streaming services!

I post my tits and ass here too
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You there! Make sure you check out my three part double EP series from 2024!

tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/membrane
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/garters
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/veins
Check these out AND this year's current Bootleg #1 & #2!

tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/bootle...
July 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Boob sky
July 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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You there! Make sure you check out my three part double EP series from 2024!

tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/membrane
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/garters
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/veins
January 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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my meet the artist for this year! <3

mwah!
April 8, 2025 at 9:48 AM
IC-O2 BOGOTA IS FLY AS FFUUCCKK
March 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Bitches are like “tits or ass” but the correct answer is gock
March 25, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I'm actually so pumped for the re-africanisation of the banjo
March 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm built like if a girl was a fridge that was also melted a little bit
March 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Throat so dry call me Andy Coughman
February 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I believe that by watching a single video of DJ Khaled, we have full insight into the mental process of a pre-revolution French duke
February 23, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Not getting bottom surgery until you can get a bioluminescent neo-pussy for the price of a week's wage at Subway
February 22, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Saw some mehh hip hop w/ boyfriend last night

Looked pretty snazzy tho
February 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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UPDATES ON MY FRIEND WHO WAS STUCK IN NIGERIA!!!!

(leftatlondon.carrd.co will lead you to the campaign & the email)
February 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Who up wormin' it rn
February 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Explained who Ed Gein was to my boyfriend and he just said "Fashion icon."
February 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Seeing my endocrinologist writing "Feminisation maxxing" into my record while we talk dosages almost sent me into hysterics today
February 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
"You're cute, I love your butt"
February 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
She blue my sky till I
February 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's Valentines day, just got my bloods done, and now I'm gonna go on a date w/ my boyfriend
February 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
About to go to rehearsal looking like a 90s kids show host who is about to start talking to the horrifying toaster puppet
February 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Someone is listening to Ian Fidance standup very loud on the bus
February 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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who was the first person to put peanut butter inside of the pretzel? boy i would like to shake their hand
February 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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If I could fuck an apple crumble whilst tasting it that’s what it’s like dating you -gf
February 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Manifesting something right now
February 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM