DorkusMcPorkus 🔞
@dorkusmcporkus.bsky.social
She/Her. That lady from Twitter who does the music and funnies. 🔞. Find my tunes on bandcamp (https://tapelady.bandcamp.com/) and most streaming services!
I post my tits and ass here too
I post my tits and ass here too
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You there! Make sure you check out my three part double EP series from 2024!
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/membrane
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/garters
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/veins
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/membrane
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/garters
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/veins
July 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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You there! Make sure you check out my three part double EP series from 2024!
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/membrane
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/garters
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/veins
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/membrane
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/garters
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/veins
January 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
You there! Make sure you check out my three part double EP series from 2024!
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/membrane
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/garters
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/veins
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/membrane
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/garters
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/veins
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my meet the artist for this year! <3
mwah!
mwah!
April 8, 2025 at 9:48 AM
my meet the artist for this year! <3
mwah!
mwah!
IC-O2 BOGOTA IS FLY AS FFUUCCKK
March 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
IC-O2 BOGOTA IS FLY AS FFUUCCKK
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Bitches are like “tits or ass” but the correct answer is gock
March 25, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Bitches are like “tits or ass” but the correct answer is gock
I'm actually so pumped for the re-africanisation of the banjo
March 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm actually so pumped for the re-africanisation of the banjo
I'm built like if a girl was a fridge that was also melted a little bit
March 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I'm built like if a girl was a fridge that was also melted a little bit
Throat so dry call me Andy Coughman
February 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Throat so dry call me Andy Coughman
I believe that by watching a single video of DJ Khaled, we have full insight into the mental process of a pre-revolution French duke
February 23, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I believe that by watching a single video of DJ Khaled, we have full insight into the mental process of a pre-revolution French duke
Not getting bottom surgery until you can get a bioluminescent neo-pussy for the price of a week's wage at Subway
February 22, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Not getting bottom surgery until you can get a bioluminescent neo-pussy for the price of a week's wage at Subway
Saw some mehh hip hop w/ boyfriend last night
Looked pretty snazzy tho
Looked pretty snazzy tho
February 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Saw some mehh hip hop w/ boyfriend last night
Looked pretty snazzy tho
Looked pretty snazzy tho
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UPDATES ON MY FRIEND WHO WAS STUCK IN NIGERIA!!!!
(leftatlondon.carrd.co will lead you to the campaign & the email)
(leftatlondon.carrd.co will lead you to the campaign & the email)
February 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
UPDATES ON MY FRIEND WHO WAS STUCK IN NIGERIA!!!!
(leftatlondon.carrd.co will lead you to the campaign & the email)
(leftatlondon.carrd.co will lead you to the campaign & the email)
Who up wormin' it rn
February 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Who up wormin' it rn
Explained who Ed Gein was to my boyfriend and he just said "Fashion icon."
February 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Explained who Ed Gein was to my boyfriend and he just said "Fashion icon."
Seeing my endocrinologist writing "Feminisation maxxing" into my record while we talk dosages almost sent me into hysterics today
February 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Seeing my endocrinologist writing "Feminisation maxxing" into my record while we talk dosages almost sent me into hysterics today
"You're cute, I love your butt"
February 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
"You're cute, I love your butt"
She blue my sky till I
February 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
She blue my sky till I
It's Valentines day, just got my bloods done, and now I'm gonna go on a date w/ my boyfriend
February 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It's Valentines day, just got my bloods done, and now I'm gonna go on a date w/ my boyfriend
About to go to rehearsal looking like a 90s kids show host who is about to start talking to the horrifying toaster puppet
February 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
About to go to rehearsal looking like a 90s kids show host who is about to start talking to the horrifying toaster puppet
Someone is listening to Ian Fidance standup very loud on the bus
February 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Someone is listening to Ian Fidance standup very loud on the bus
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who was the first person to put peanut butter inside of the pretzel? boy i would like to shake their hand
February 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
who was the first person to put peanut butter inside of the pretzel? boy i would like to shake their hand
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If I could fuck an apple crumble whilst tasting it that’s what it’s like dating you -gf
February 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
If I could fuck an apple crumble whilst tasting it that’s what it’s like dating you -gf
Manifesting something right now
February 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Manifesting something right now