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Martian Manhaunter 👻🔞
@dorkonaut.bsky.social
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38. They/He. A weird critter. Lewd & vulgar as fuck. Posts 18+ and sfw stuff. Icon - wasyago @ Picrew. Twt: @njamesfox/@thiq_cryptid || Black. Disabled. Queer. Trans/Enby. Still bad at social media. 🚫AI/NFT/Crypto🚫 || 🐱- Miloh
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It Christmas. Merr chrismas. 🦖🎄
A drawn wide shot of a dinosaur wearing a Santa hat, blepping, there is text next to it that reads “it chrismas”. Below is a close shot of just the dinosaur’s head and shoulders, still blepping, with text next to it that reads “merr chrismas”.
December 25, 2024 at 10:58 AM
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I wholly doubt that anyone is surprised by this…
An image from Spotify’s annual “Wrapped”. There is an image of Hozier, a white man with curly brown hair over a hot pink abstract shape on a black background. Beneath the image is text that reads top artists, followed by a numbered list. It reads: 1. Hozier 2. Bill Evans 3. Allison Russell 4. Ben Webster 5. Bone Thugs-N-… Next to it is text that reads top songs, followed by a numbered list that reads: 1. Wildflower and Barl… 2. Too Sweet 3. Why Would You Be… 4. Nobody’s Soldier 5. The Nearness Of You
December 4, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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Here’s Miloh, who hopes everything goes well.
Miloh, a dilute orange and white cat, lays on a blue patterned pillow with one paw out in front of him. He is looking at the camera with a difficult to read expression.
October 30, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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Repost with a photo where you aren’t even the least bit menacing
Mars, a Black person with a beard and glasses looking down into the camera. Held in their septum ring is a sucker, just over their mouth. The light from the phone is reflecting onto the lenses.
October 30, 2024 at 7:33 AM
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Doing some worldbuilding and decided to try my hand at making a food common in the project…

Not bad, but it needs so, so much more sugar than I added.
Two golden brown cornmeal biscuit type things sit on a piece of parchment paper.
October 14, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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Can I offer you a complementary corki? Artist, sadly, unknown at the moment.
A block of text sits above a drawn image. The text reads: Teacher: Excuse me but what is so funny that it’s more important than class? Me: Nothing The image below is a cartoony depiction of a corgi stuck in the neck of a wine bottle. It’s squished, but looks happy, with its tong lolling out of its mouth. On the drawing, it reads corki.
October 12, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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Not the greatest, but I finally got to see one after cloudy weather the last few times!
A group of houses stand in the fore, middle, and background. The sky above them is faintly red and blue, where an aurora is faintly visible. A house stands amongst trees in the background. The sky above it is faintly red, green, and blue, where an aurora is faintly visible.
October 11, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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Added alt text.
Children are universally considered innocents in armed conflict. However, every single signatory to this letter saw children in Gaza who suffered violence that must have been deliberately directed at them. Specifically, every one of us who worked in an emergency, intensive care, or surgical setting treated pre-teen children who were shot in the head or chest on a regular or even a daily basis. It is impossible that such widespread shooting of young children throughout Gaza, sustained over the course of an entire year is accidental or unknown to the highest Israeli civilian and military authorities.
October 4, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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Yes. Yes, today IS a good day to have a good day, Mercutio.
An image of a widget from the app Finch. It says “From Mercutio” and underneath it says “Today is a good day to have a good day.”
October 1, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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Mister mister had to go to the vet today (he’s fine, he needed his boosters).
A dilute orange cat loafing on a a dark and light blue pillow with one paw untucked. He is looking at the camera.
September 18, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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Oh, neat!

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,754,855!
A white background with a blue butterfly in the upper left. In the middle, it says celebrating 10m users, followed by an emoji noisemaker blowing confetti. Below that it says number 2,754,855. In the bottom left corner, it reads martian manhumper, @dorkonaut.bsky.social and on the right it reads joined December 26, 2023.
September 17, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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Omelette du fromage et spam.
An omelette, sitting on a white plate. It is browner than typical.
August 21, 2024 at 11:27 AM
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Oh look, I actually managed to get a tummy Tuesday in! Featuring the body I’m trying to learn to love.
A fat, Black person stands in the nude, one hand rested on a thigh and the other not visible in the image. The image is taken from the shoulders down, so as to not see the person’s face.
August 13, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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Somebody said that these images looked like album covers... so, I got inspired. 🤷
A black-and-white image of Kamala Harris. She is wearing a black coat with the collar up around her ears. She is looking into the distance, away from the viewer. The text at the bottom of the image reads K. Harris in bold text with Future Tense in thin text underneath. A fuzzy mugshot image of Tim Walz. He is wearing a black hat and shirt. He is holding up a placard that cannot be read and looking at the viewer. At the top of the image in a handwritten font reads Balz to the Walz.
August 7, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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This is Miloh, who moonlights as a menace. He hsays happy birthday!
A tan and white cat loafed on a light blue vellux blanket. He is looking at the camera and his mouth is open in a meow.
July 29, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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Added some alt text to this. Also, it can be a bit of a rough read, but the Parable books are worth the effort, imho.
A screenshot of a social media post, which reads: Michiko Kakutani @michikokakutani Octavia Butler's 1993 dystopian novel "Parable of the Sower" begins in July of 2024. Climate change is turning the globe into a hellscape with droughts, fires and calamitous weather events. Racial and class inequities have soared, women's rights are under threat, and white nationalism and radical fundamentalism are taking hold. In the book's sequel "Parable of the Talents" (published in 1998), a presidential candidate named Jarret, who wants to purge the country of those who don't share his brand of militant Christianity, issues this call: "Help us to make America great again." His opponent, Smith, is right when he calls him out as "a demagogue, a rabble-rouser, and a hypocrite." But Smith is "such a tired, gray shadow of a man," that Jarret is "able to scare, divide, and bully people" into electing him and quickly sets about implementing his fascist agenda.
July 20, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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So, I can see MetaHuman having some editable potential when it comes to some character concepts…

This is Ea, a character for a silly little project that I’m doing.
A Black masculine person looking at the viewer. They have dark teal hair, hazel eyes with dark sclera and elven ears, with the right one having a tear in it. They have a neutral expression.
July 8, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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Well, they certainly know what’s important
An image of an ice machine ad, with a circle of ice nuggets on the right and the machine on the left. Next to the machine is a red circle that says “shop now”, above the circle of nuggets, the text mark “Scotsman” is seen. Below this, the text reads “Nugget Ice Machines” on top of “Softest, Chewable Ice”.
July 3, 2024 at 10:20 AM
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Here’s my contribution to #MakeATerribleComicDay2024. Featuring the soup gobbo.
A 4 panel comic featuring a goblin standing behind a pot. In the first panel, they are looking down, in the second they look up at the reader. The third panel, they say “Is soup”. In the fourth, they say “Want?” The comic is titled “Gobbo Soup” and features the hashtag “MakeATerribleComicDay2024”
June 24, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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I’m not a fan of micro transactions generally, but I think I’d have to make an exception here
A screenshot from the PlayStation store of a puppet with horns, wearing some weapons and leather armour. There is a big, gold buckle in the middle of its stomach. It is meant to resemble the Dragon Age Inquisition character The Iron Bull.
June 19, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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Look at this good boy! Reuploaded because I needed to fix an issue in the alt text.
A screenshot of an ad on Petfinder, it features a grey tabby cat sitting on a pad with drawn images of cats. He is looking at the camera. The cats’ name is Simon Sez.
June 19, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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What in the fresh hell?
A cropped screenshot of box of spicy nuggets. On the box, there is a disembodied hand offering a nugget to a rooster, who is almost looking at it quizzically. Above this is the text “Simulate Nuggs Spicy”. Below is a blue add button and further down it reads “$4.98 $7.66/lb Simulate Nuggs Plant-Based Chicken Nuggets, 17 Pieces, 10.4 oz”
June 18, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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Met one of my neighbours today! Lovely lad, he is 🥰
A well-fed orange and white tabby boy sits on an asphalt driveway. He has an expression that I can’t describe, but it might be annoyance? I wanna pet him.
June 12, 2024 at 11:26 AM
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Y’ever see something that speaks to your soul in such a profound way?
An English muffin is lying on the ground. It appears to have been torn in half.
April 27, 2024 at 11:08 PM