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🖖That Wasn’t Very IDIC Of You
@dorklarue.bsky.social
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T’Lyza; a human who should have been born a muppet. 28 yrs old, they/she, autistic. 🔞
I write a truly ludicrous amount of mostly-smutty fanfic on my AO3
https://archiveofourown.org/users/DorkLarue/works
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City on The Edge of Forever kitties… Kitty on The Edge of Forever
The June page of the Star Trek cats calendar, with an illustration of Kirk and Spock as cats wearing their City on The Edge of Forever outfits. Spock is an oriental shorthair and Kirk is an orange tabby.
June 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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“Towards the Unknown” they are having a family portrait taken. If you zoomed out you’d see Spock’s left hand resting lovingly on Jim’s waist.
A trading card promoting Star Trek: The Motion Picture. It is titled “Towards the Unknown. Kirk and Spock stand close together, looking off into the distance with very serious expressions on their faces. I can’t stress enough how close they’re standing. It really does look like Spock could be tenderly wrapping Jim up in his arm just out of frame.
May 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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I’m CRYIGNN they both look so awkward here. They didn’t know what to do with their hands so they panicked. Spock just froze and Jim hit us with the “god I wish this space onesie had pockets” pose.
A trading card promoting Star Trek: The Motion Picture. It is inexplicably titled “Duo for Danger” in the upper left corner. It features a photo of Kirk and Spock in their TMP uniforms. Kirk is standing with his hands on his hips, and Spock is standing and his arms just kind of hanging there, hands hovering as if he froze in the middle of moving. They look so awkward.
May 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Get in loser, we’re posting lock screens 🪐
An iPhone Lock Screen featuring an illustration of The Enterprise, with a planet in the background that has big colorful rings around it. The illustration was originally the cover of a book, so there’s lots of empty space in the composition at the top where the title would go, allowing the time to be displayed without obscuring any of the major details.
May 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Even I don't 100% know what I mean by this but it feels true in my heart; if we species-swapped Sarek and Amanda, human Sarek would be like this.
A three panel Calvin and Hobbes comic. Panel one: Calvin's dad is putting on a sweater and saying "Ahhh, what could be better than a Saturday 6-mile run at dawn in 20-degree weather..." Panel two: Calvin's dad is cooking oatmeal in a pot on the stove, and burnt toast is popping out of the toaster. He says "...followed by a big bowl of gummy oatmeal and some dry toast!" Panel three: Calvin, visibly sleepy and unimpressed with his dad's chipper lameness, in his pajamas, walks by and says "how about some dried up prunes and a root canal?" Calvin's dad, looking genuinely excited, opening a cupboard, says "Dried prunes! Do we have some??"
April 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Davy has above-human-average ESP, causing him to have occasional premonitions. He can’t control it, and it’s usually of things that will happen within just minutes or hours, so this mostly just amounts to him experiencing Deja-vu a lot.
ESP is Star Trek canon and I’m never letting you forget this.
A picrew of a young man with black shaggy hair, pale skin, pointed ears, blue eyes, and a strong nose. He has slight bags under his eyes, and a small gap between his front teeth.
April 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Ok, this is McSpirk household.

S’Chn T’Gai Davy McCoy. He/Him. Autistic. Mandy and Sammy’s sweet baby brother.
Sensitive, soft spoken, and shy, Davy had a hard time making friends, and spent a lot of his time with the family pets instead. It was no surprise when he grew up to become a veterinarian.
A picrew of a young man with shaggy black hair, pale skin, blue eyes, a strong nose, and pointed ears. He has slight bags under his eyes. He’s smiling, and holding a tribble.
April 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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I got a set of Star Trek stamps from the 90s on eBay and I love them so much. I can put Spock on any piece of paper now and no one can stop me.
Seven Star Trek stamps on a page of paper. From left to right, top row: Kirk in black ink, Spock in dark blue ink, Bones in light blue ink, three random planets in pink ink. Bottom row: a delta shield in red ink, The Enterprise in purple ink, a small field of stars in black ink.
April 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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I made this meme like a year ago when I was having an anxiety attack over my first jury duty summons (which of course ended up going fine) but I think it’s pretty broadly applicable
The “oh Ariana, we’re really in it now meme”, featuring a man leaning plaintively against a poster of Ariana Grande. She has been replaced by an image of DeForest Kelley as Bones, where his blue eye shadow is particularly vibrant and visible. The text has been edited to say “Oh DeForest Kelley wearing blue eyeshadow, we’re really in it now”.
April 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Grandpa Terrarium. He Is In His Enclosure.
An action figure of Leonard “Bones” McCoy styled after his cameo in the first episode of Star Trek The Next Generation. He is an old man with white hair, wearing a dark sweater. The TNG-era hypospray accessory that came with the figure is in the toy’s hand. The action figure has been secured inside of a clear oval-shaped plastic zippered pouch with a keychain attached to the top. This style of pouch is often used to display figures or plushies of anime characters on ita bags. The back of the clear pouch has been decorated with a small print from CassNoelStudio on Etsy, cut slightly to size. It is a pink, cutesy pattern of hearts, pills, syringes, stars, and bandaids. The stand the figure came with is secured to the upper right hand corner, shaped like a TNG comm badge with the words “ADM. MCCOY” printed on it. The bottom of the pouch has been filled with tiny pompom balls, coming up to the figure’s knees, in the colors dark brown, light brown, white, grey, light blue, and light pink. Pompom balls are a common embellishment for these displays but yes, I did also mean to evoke tribbles.
March 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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A framed photograph of my beautiful daughter 🐈‍⬛👽🖖
A trading card featuring a portrait of Spock in a realistic style. The trading card is inside if an acrylic picture frame meant for holding photo cards. The frame is green and features an illustration of a paw print, a cartoon “flying saucer” style UFO, a planet with a ring, and a cartoon cat styled after a “little green man” style alien, with big black eyes and antennae. The top of the frame features another larger illustration of an alien cat. The style and vibe of the frame is very cute and silly.
March 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Break out the Fine China, honey!
A porcelain plate with an illustration of Kirk and Spock’s Lirpa fight from Amok Time
March 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Look at this! What is this? Why is it on a plate? I love it. Absolutely ridiculous.
A porcelain plate featuring an illustration of Captain Kirk in a pile of Tribbles
March 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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I’m not going to pretend that I didn’t buy this mug because of Star Trek, but I will also say that as the King of Knocking Shit Over, a mug touted as being almost impossible to knock over by accident is incredibly appealing.
A purple mug in the same style as the mugs featured in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. It has a square-ish handle, and a wide base that tapers upwards towards the rim. The neck of the mug has a pair of indentations.
March 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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The Star Trek page-a-day desk calendar has spoken: it is, officially, Tuvix Tuesday
A page a day desk calendar turned to Tuesday, March 18th, featuring an image of Tom Wright as Tuvix
March 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Thinking about Counselor Sybok au a lot today…I will have to write more for it but for now, have this older piece. In which Sybok gets a chance to do things other than become a cult leader. Things such as: being a very good big brother.

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Finding Peace DorkLarue Summary: “I’m sorry. This wasn’t supposed to happen to you. You were the good kid. You did everything right. I was the problem child.” “And yet we are both in the same position,” Spock says bitterly. “Lightyears from home, with Mother ignoring our calls.“
March 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Spock is on his like, fifth ever diplomatic mission and partakes in a Local Custom Symbolizing Unity that’s basically a blunt rotation. Everyone else is mildly buzzed and chilled tf out and Spock is just like
A cat with wide pupils and a frightened expression hiding under a blanket A different angle of the same cat
March 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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The purple colorway is called Deep Space Purple and I refuse to believe that's a coincidence
A purple mug with a wide base and sloping sides, labeled "Hotjo tm 14 oz Travel Mug Deep Space Purple".
March 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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A dog wearing a leash and collar, but they are holding the handle of the leash in their own mouth, giving the appearance that the dog is taking itself for a walk
March 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Worf is once again accompanying me to the dentist for Bravery as I get a cavity filled. With his aid I shall Gloriously Defeat My Enemies (withstand the sensory nightmare that is dental work)
My hand holding a Worf action figure and a pink stress ball. The background is the ubiquitous dull grey carpet of a waiting room.
March 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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That’s my emotional support old man!
A silver delta shield shaped backpack with a clear window on the front to display charms. It has been filled with pins, trading cards, and keychains featuring Leonard “Bones” McCoy from Star Trek The Original Series, as well as several cute blue lace embellishments.
March 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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skeet a meme made by you
An edited screenshot of a text conversation with someone named "Bruce Landlord". Bruce Landlord: "It is clear in the lease: no augments are allowed in the starfleet. Sorry" The person texting has replied with an image of Julian Bashir. Bruce Landlord: "Ok I will make an exception because he looks very polite"
March 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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This is for an ita bag btw…I’ve seen some that use fewer merch pieces but add a lot of crafty embellishments, and I think the contrast between cutesy things and Grumpy Old Man is charming. I’m enjoying making little doodads for it. I just put in the first piece c:

Bag is from Exolansis btw!
A silver delta shield shaped bag with a gold insert that has the science department symbol printed on it. Three strings of beads are hung inside the bag. They have letter beads on them spelling out “Leonard Bones McCoy”. The other beads are all light blue. Some are plain round beads, some are shaped like candy pieces, and some are shaped like stars.
March 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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He’s so babygirl 💞
A trading card featuring an illustration of TOS-era Leonard McCoy. The card has been put into a clear card sleeve, which has a border on it made of stickers. The stickers are all cutesy and blue, mostly hearts, stars, bows, and flowers.
March 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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It’s just such a random assortment…why is there a sword in here? I don’t have a Sulu action figure, who came with a sword?
A small metal box filled with an assortment of action figure accessories
March 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM