Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump)
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Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump)
@dorispringle.bsky.social
Hotdog enthusiast

Go Bills 🦬

¡Verde Listos! 🌳

Come on you Irons 🫧 ⚒️

@ladyreezy and I are not the same person but we're both awesome 😎

Austin, TX
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
January 18, 2026 at 2:42 AM
My Texas born and raised husband, y'all. GO BILLS
January 17, 2026 at 9:37 PM
GOOD MORNING AND GO BILLS. THE FOOD OF THE HOMELAND HAS BEEN PROCURED IN THE NATIONS DUMBEST STATE. 🇨🇱
January 17, 2026 at 6:06 PM
January 17, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Cookie Cam 🍪🫏💕
January 16, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Also I want you to adopt him but heres what Google said 😔
January 10, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Fart Cave Emergence
January 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
They are sick of me here and I know it and I dont care! I included a picture!!!
January 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I read that Paolo Banchero was 3 feet tall at 15 months old so then I googled common things that are 3 feet tall for reference and now i can't stop laughing at Large Sittin Dog
January 8, 2026 at 5:34 AM
You know when you do a full face of makeup before work because you're like "okay this is gonna make my day suck less, look good feel good. Go brain!" And then you get to work and youre like this fuckin sucks still? And one of your grey hairs is sticking straight up in the air?
December 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
December 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My niece is here for a Christmas Eve slumber party! 🐾🎅
December 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Drinkin' double Mamoo sours. 🎄
December 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Emerging from her Fart Cave to start the day anew 🌅💨
December 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Pete sent me flowers at work for setting my alarm every 4 hours last night so he would take his meds 😭😭😭🩷🩷🩷
December 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Oh God he was looking for it on the tv and I was like don't bother were down 2-0 at the half and he immediately put the remote down 😹 I even wore a West Ham shirt to the hospital! 😮‍💨🙄
December 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Pete: Yesterday we split a cheesesteak cuz my stomach was messed up but I can eat a whole big one myself normally. Big naturals.....cheesesteaks.
December 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Pete n' Scrambles
December 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I'm picturing this meme but its you and a bottle of malört
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Re-potted some friends. I know its stupid to repot aloe and mother of thousands but I hate to kill a plant. Also, look at my peperomia caperata!! 😍💓🪴
December 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'm sorry to say y'all, we won cuz i parked near the piss bottle. Go Bills. #piss
December 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Back on my bullshit. Go Bills. Fix yourselves.
December 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Look at what my cute clients got me 😭 Sneppy!
December 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is exactly what I used to say about Princess, my precious angel baby kitty. I was her best friend and she only kind of liked me
December 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I've got his sweatshirt on 🤞
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM