Doris Daydreams
@dorisdaydreams.bsky.social
Salty and sarcastic isn't a vibe, it is my entire personality. In a situationship with @YorkshireTea.bsky.social
Ramblings :
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w77ms34l6mbx4obf3ap4fwwd/lists/3lazhqnsyqs2j
@DorisDaydreams on the other...
Ramblings :
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w77ms34l6mbx4obf3ap4fwwd/lists/3lazhqnsyqs2j
@DorisDaydreams on the other...
I just want someone to love me as much as this fella loves his wife.
#BlackMirror
#BlackMirror
April 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I just want someone to love me as much as this fella loves his wife.
#BlackMirror
#BlackMirror
Dear America,
This is a crumpet. Serve toasted, with ridiculous amounts of butter (actual butter, not 'spread') and either jam or cream cheese.
Please refrain from calling them 'English muffins', we find this offensive in the extreme.
This is a crumpet. Serve toasted, with ridiculous amounts of butter (actual butter, not 'spread') and either jam or cream cheese.
Please refrain from calling them 'English muffins', we find this offensive in the extreme.
March 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Dear America,
This is a crumpet. Serve toasted, with ridiculous amounts of butter (actual butter, not 'spread') and either jam or cream cheese.
Please refrain from calling them 'English muffins', we find this offensive in the extreme.
This is a crumpet. Serve toasted, with ridiculous amounts of butter (actual butter, not 'spread') and either jam or cream cheese.
Please refrain from calling them 'English muffins', we find this offensive in the extreme.
Seems the US has taken umbrage with Robbie Williams; they have it in their head he's a nobody.
Now I'm not a massive fan of Robbie, but his meteoric rise in Take That, dramatic fall from grace after leaving, then the astonishing turnaround thereafter CANNOT be underestimated!
Now I'm not a massive fan of Robbie, but his meteoric rise in Take That, dramatic fall from grace after leaving, then the astonishing turnaround thereafter CANNOT be underestimated!
January 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Seems the US has taken umbrage with Robbie Williams; they have it in their head he's a nobody.
Now I'm not a massive fan of Robbie, but his meteoric rise in Take That, dramatic fall from grace after leaving, then the astonishing turnaround thereafter CANNOT be underestimated!
Now I'm not a massive fan of Robbie, but his meteoric rise in Take That, dramatic fall from grace after leaving, then the astonishing turnaround thereafter CANNOT be underestimated!
That's why Dads go to Morrisons 🤭
November 24, 2024 at 6:16 PM
That's why Dads go to Morrisons 🤭
This Horlicks looks an awful lot like I'm not going to make any bad decisions, drunk texts, and unnecessary food choices. Sending myself to bed, just in case...
November 23, 2024 at 10:36 PM
This Horlicks looks an awful lot like I'm not going to make any bad decisions, drunk texts, and unnecessary food choices. Sending myself to bed, just in case...
New album just dropped,new feelings unlocked.
So,so in love... @fatherjmisty.bsky.social
So,so in love... @fatherjmisty.bsky.social
November 23, 2024 at 12:31 AM
New album just dropped,new feelings unlocked.
So,so in love... @fatherjmisty.bsky.social
So,so in love... @fatherjmisty.bsky.social
Can't stop thinking about that pink sponge cake and green custard from school...
November 19, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Can't stop thinking about that pink sponge cake and green custard from school...
4 albums that serve as an introduction to my taste
November 15, 2024 at 4:07 PM
4 albums that serve as an introduction to my taste
Throwback to when I found a cave. New obsession unlocked.
Cathedral Cave, Little Langdale, Cumbria.
Cathedral Cave, Little Langdale, Cumbria.
November 14, 2024 at 9:32 AM
Throwback to when I found a cave. New obsession unlocked.
Cathedral Cave, Little Langdale, Cumbria.
Cathedral Cave, Little Langdale, Cumbria.
Vibing so hard with Daria right now .
November 13, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Vibing so hard with Daria right now .
My sky, earlier this evening
November 13, 2024 at 12:53 AM
My sky, earlier this evening
Quote post with a picture of yourself and show these newbies who they're dealing with.
November 12, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Quote post with a picture of yourself and show these newbies who they're dealing with.
It is Tuesday, so here is a beautiful, tasteful photo of my tits
November 12, 2024 at 10:07 PM
It is Tuesday, so here is a beautiful, tasteful photo of my tits
Drop a photo of you that could be an album cover
March 22, 2024 at 9:20 AM
Drop a photo of you that could be an album cover
Does anyone remember the early days of Come Dine With Me, when the people on there were proper foodies, who made creative gastronomic delights and it was SUPER competitive? Now it is just Chantel from Burnely doing reheated chicken nuggets with a jar of tesco sweet and sour sauce
March 17, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Does anyone remember the early days of Come Dine With Me, when the people on there were proper foodies, who made creative gastronomic delights and it was SUPER competitive? Now it is just Chantel from Burnely doing reheated chicken nuggets with a jar of tesco sweet and sour sauce
Realised why I prefer to ride the bearded man...
December 1, 2023 at 10:46 PM
Realised why I prefer to ride the bearded man...
On behalf of all Brits, we condemn this 'cuisine' and do not claim the creator as our own.
Thank you for your understanding at this difficult time. Please give us some privacy as we come to terms with this abomination.
Thank you for your understanding at this difficult time. Please give us some privacy as we come to terms with this abomination.
October 27, 2023 at 10:42 AM
On behalf of all Brits, we condemn this 'cuisine' and do not claim the creator as our own.
Thank you for your understanding at this difficult time. Please give us some privacy as we come to terms with this abomination.
Thank you for your understanding at this difficult time. Please give us some privacy as we come to terms with this abomination.
Well... I mean, well... there we are then. That's all
October 26, 2023 at 8:56 PM
Well... I mean, well... there we are then. That's all
Lynda Carter was the best Wonder Woman.
Ok, good talk. All the best x
Ok, good talk. All the best x
October 7, 2023 at 10:00 PM
Lynda Carter was the best Wonder Woman.
Ok, good talk. All the best x
Ok, good talk. All the best x
