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i hanker for a hunka cheese
she/her
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dorisafinkasaurus.bsky.social
this is so wholesome! 💖
a picture of a woman with the words i followed you on it
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October 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
dorisafinkasaurus.bsky.social
got him with the “shan’t” 😂
August 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
dorisafinkasaurus.bsky.social
So cool! Congrats!
July 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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*jerking off motion*
Emanuel wishes some Democrats would worry less about "a child's right to pick his pronouns" and more about "children who do not know what a pronoun is."
July 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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a woman says i would like to see it
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July 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
dorisafinkasaurus.bsky.social
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Here’s a perspective that adds it would still take 1,000 years if a person made $1 million per year. And it they made $1K/hr for a 40-hour work week, it would STILL take 500 years to earn $1B
July 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
dorisafinkasaurus.bsky.social
Continued follow-up: it would take a “middle manager” 10,000 years at $100K to make $1B.
July 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
dorisafinkasaurus.bsky.social
continued follow-up: it would take a store clear 31,250 years at $32K/yr to make $1B and 19,231 years at $52K/yr
July 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
dorisafinkasaurus.bsky.social
continued follow up: primary care doc 4,348 @ $230K/year to get to $1B
July 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
dorisafinkasaurus.bsky.social
Follow up to initial question: it would take a teacher 15,385 years to make $1B at a $65K/yr salary. It would take a plumber 16,667 years at $60k/yr salary
July 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
dorisafinkasaurus.bsky.social
I plan to read all horrific ai headlines as ‘Weird Al’ to assuage my fears. Please put Weird Al’s creativity in charge.
June 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
dorisafinkasaurus.bsky.social
This is the only correct response
June 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM