Probably just a suppository (Manual Rectal Implant)...

May the 4" be with him..

When did you do this interview with Liz Truss?

Fortunately, the Loch Ness monster was captured several years ago by a team of American scientists and, for security, has been kept in a giant aquarium beneath the east wing of the White House. Oh sh.., Trump has done what?? Really?

Where will they fit the McDonald's franchise?

Surely this should spawn a new thread..😊

If you've never seen it, I recommend watching the film 'Blinded by the Light'. A reminder that the stuff going on now in the UK isn't new. Plus an excellent soundtrack. Extremely poignant.

Forgot the bits about private bank, and army..

Trump for Pope..
Job for life.
Fantastic international property portfolio.
Owner of very large Bank.
Personal army.
Devout following.
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